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My Own Personal Jesus-The Eureka Springs Experience
Read more: My Own Personal Jesus-The Eureka Springs ExperienceBy turns a direct link to a finely tuned spirituality and a transfer of theme park values to the most sacred of relations, it is…
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Death Without Dignity
Read more: Death Without DignityMy profession is to witness and resist the inexorable pull of death. With an armamentarium of medications, I reverse death when it is possible, provide comfort when it is not, and occasionally facilitate its imposition of will on mortal flesh.
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Colonoscopy: It’s About the Prep
In category (ies) : RantsRead more: Colonoscopy: It’s About the PrepIf you survive the prep, you will probably be just fine
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Falling Down: Spending 7 Months in Prison Edition
In category (ies) : RantsRead more: Falling Down: Spending 7 Months in Prison EditionEditor’s Note: Here is an email that I got from one of our writers. I was pretty sure he was dead, since I hadn’t heard from him in 7 months. Anyway, enjoy, and welcome back, Paul.
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The Oscars: When Pigs Fly Edition
In category (ies) : RantsRead more: The Oscars: When Pigs Fly EditionI must thank my Lickspittle-in-Chief Bob, Pooka 1st Class, Narcissistic Division, for his invaluable assistance in compiling this pile from the foothills of Bandini Mountain, Hollywood USA.
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Soul Plane
Read more: Soul PlaneMore damaging than repealing the 13th Amendment, and more harmful to the cause of civil rights than forcing the South return to lynching as official policy, this racist, sexist, homophobic hate-fest is even more infuriating because it coasts on its untouchable status. Attach a white director to a project of this kind and Jesse Jackson…
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Great Cocksmen of the American Presidency (Who Are Not Bill Clinton)
Read more: Great Cocksmen of the American Presidency (Who Are Not Bill Clinton)Finally, a list without Jimmy Carter.
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A Few Ruthless Movie Villains
Read more: A Few Ruthless Movie VillainsHere are A Few Ruthless Movie Villains. Villains have been part of movies since their inception. We love them, we love to hate them, but most of all we know how to appreciate them in our movies. Here at Ruthless we have our own set of villains, especially in our 80s Action Movies, but I’m…
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Sawing Pigs Apart
In category (ies) : RantsRead more: Sawing Pigs ApartThere’s no way that accepting a job on the Ham Line at Tyson’s Meats reports a life of success.
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Oculus Interpretation
Read more: Oculus InterpretationPotentially a classic. I can easily see myself flipping through the channels 20 years from now and being like, ooooh, Oculus!
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What Happens at a Timeshare Presentation?: Look Into the Mouth of Hell
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Why Bad Tippers Deserve Horrible Deaths
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Madison Rising: Music Review
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2001: A Space Odyssey Review and Redux
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Casey Nocket: Wanted Dead or Alive (Preferably the former)
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Dr. Suess’s Ron & Jim Ruined Christmas
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The Misunderstood: Iceman
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Breaking Bad
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Martin Folse : Destroyer of the Community.
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Elton John Rocks: An Appreciation
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The Poseidon Adventure (Seven Things I Love About…)
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Chinese Moms: A Rant
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Murder, Torture & Religion
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Top 10 Eighties Bullies
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Jorts!
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Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom
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Eddie Ray Routh: American Sniper Sniper
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Tennessee v. Alabama Football: Battle of the Bubba Gumps Edition
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The Rapture: 2023 Edition
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Chester Visits the Iowa State Fair
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How to Create a Film Fan in Five Easy Flicks
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The Insult of Cocaine Bear is Greater Than its Mere Crapitude
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The Last Hurrah #4: Mel Brooks’ Young Frankenstein (1974)
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5 Tips for Starting an Acting Career Later in Life
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Spread Your Legs For Daddy: Part 4
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Spread Your Legs For Daddy: Part 3
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Charles Bronson, R.I.P.
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The Littlest Groom
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My Addiction Conniption
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An Angry Rant About Something