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Top Ten Low Effort Halloween Costumes
Read more: Top Ten Low Effort Halloween CostumesIs it Halloween again? All the candy-distribution, and the paper-ghost hanging not to mention the turds in the birdbath. When did things get so complicated!?
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Reflections on Halloween and other essential holidays
Read more: Reflections on Halloween and other essential holidaysIt isn’t important to celebrate Halloween, that’s what’s so good about it. Have you ever tried to blow off Thanksgiving? It’s like spitting on your mother.
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Top 10 Halloween Candies That Are More Trick Than Treat
Read more: Top 10 Halloween Candies That Are More Trick Than TreatCandy Corn-Why?–That not a cruel thing to ask, I mean, step back. Candy. Corn. Fucking why? They don’t taste like corn. And they don’t look like corn kernels, except the thin yellow layer at the top
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Happy Halloween From Ruthless Reviews: 2024 Edition
Read more: Happy Halloween From Ruthless Reviews: 2024 EditionIt’s Halloween and time for a rant Someone asked: If Halloween is a celebration of the Saints, why is it celebrated with scary monsters and demon costumes instead of saintly garbs? It’s because you can’t steal every holiday, Christians. Because some people, unlike death-cult and terminally unhappy Christians, like to have some fun every once…
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A Tour of Hell: A Review
In category (ies) : RantsRead more: A Tour of Hell: A ReviewA Tour of Hell: A Review. When I awoke I found myself lying on the barren ground, confused and disoriented. The last thing I remembered was the heart monitor screaming that my heart had stopped in that hospital bed and yet here I was, lying on the rocks in the hot sun, naked as a…
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All Hail, King of the Runts!
Read more: All Hail, King of the Runts!Great art is one thing, but consistently pumping out the stuff quite another. I mean, how many artists do you love (whether it’s film directors, musicians or, er, sculptors) only to admit a fair chunk of their work is actually pants? Take a fucked-up little bald girl like Sinead O’Connor. Her first two albums are…
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Everything About The Woody Allen Allegations. Everything.
Read more: Everything About The Woody Allen Allegations. Everything.And now, prepare to be engrossed by the misery of other people and the shittines of our species.
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Top 10 Movie/TV Quotes Worth Living By
Read more: Top 10 Movie/TV Quotes Worth Living ByTake a seat. Wait your turn. Tell the nice lady thank you. Don’t drink and drive. Wear pants. We’ve built ourselves into a prison of written and unwritten rules.
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Finding Bigfoot(2011)
Read more: Finding Bigfoot(2011)America is a country of masochists wanting nothing more than to be tied down, beat with fly swatters and be forced to choke down the hot, dripping load of whatever con artist we’re buying into at the moment.
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A Presidential Election CAT-Astrophe
In category (ies) : RantsRead more: A Presidential Election CAT-AstropheSometimes in life, you make mistakes, but can recover or learn from them. This mistake is not recoverable. No strategy will repair the damage to a creep that insulted women, single women, women without children, and most importantly….Cats.
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Why Bad Tippers Deserve Horrible Deaths
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Madison Rising: Music Review
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2001: A Space Odyssey Review and Redux
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Breaking Bad
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Martin Folse : Destroyer of the Community.
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Jorts!
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Eddie Ray Routh: American Sniper Sniper
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Tennessee v. Alabama Football: Battle of the Bubba Gumps Edition
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The Rapture: 2023 Edition
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Chester Visits the Iowa State Fair
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How to Create a Film Fan in Five Easy Flicks
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The Insult of Cocaine Bear is Greater Than its Mere Crapitude
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The Last Hurrah #4: Mel Brooks’ Young Frankenstein (1974)
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Spread Your Legs For Daddy: Part 4
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Spread Your Legs For Daddy: Part 3
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Charles Bronson, R.I.P.
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The Littlest Groom
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My Addiction Conniption
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An Angry Rant About Something