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Shaky Starts: Part Two
In category (ies) : RantsRead more: Shaky Starts: Part TwoJeff Goldblum in Death Wish (1974) A gangly, grinning Goldblum is your archetypal goon in this vigilante classic, although I suspect he was a bit shame-faced if he ever escorted his mom to his movie debut. He’s introduced alongside his similarly retarded pals as they leap around a supermarket tossing a frozen chicken to each…
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Shaky Starts: Part One
Read more: Shaky Starts: Part OneSometime in my early youth, I realized I would one day have to work for a living. This seemed unfair, especially as I already had a mumsy and a da-da to provide everything. Later at high school a counselor asked me about my dream job. I truthfully replied it was to not have a job.…
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The Bug Museum -or- A Creationist’s Worst Nightmare
Read more: The Bug Museum -or- A Creationist’s Worst NightmareThis is the Bug Museum. I know that Ruthless Reviews is not a travelogue, but I simply must comment on a fascinating place that I encountered in my travels to Santa Fe, New Mexico. Some of you may have noticed this on my FaceBook page, The Harrell House of Natural Oddities, or The Bug Museum.…
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Matt has had enough of the 300 Fan Boys
Read more: Matt has had enough of the 300 Fan BoysIn my tenure at Ruthless Reviews, I have called openly for the sterilization of the mentally unfit, gulags for the aged and the infirm, retroactive abortions, and a societal purge of moms…
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The Top 10 Ugliest Men in Heavy Metal History
Read more: The Top 10 Ugliest Men in Heavy Metal HistoryThis is one fucker who would surely fell the Kraken.
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Matt has had enough of NASCAR dads
Read more: Matt has had enough of NASCAR dadsWho are these “NASCAR Dads” and why are they so influential?
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Things That Go Bump on The Shaft
Read more: Things That Go Bump on The ShaftMaybe people wouldn’t hate Jews so much if they didn’t instantly associate them with penile mutilation.
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Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
In category (ies) : RantsRead more: Rudolph the Red-Nosed ReindeerI can’t stand the song “Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer” It is a song about bullying, classism and outright bigotry shaming of a reindeer, who from no fault of his own, had an unfortunate birthmark. The other reindeer would have nothing to do with him…That is…until/unless Santa intervened. Why did Santa, who had put up…
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Matt Has Had Enough of Mountain Climbers
In category (ies) : RantsRead more: Matt Has Had Enough of Mountain ClimbersThey are a force more vile than Al Qaeda. In their pursuit of glory, purpose, and might, they cost our nation…
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The Rapture: 2023 Edition
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Chester Visits the Iowa State Fair
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The Insult of Cocaine Bear is Greater Than its Mere Crapitude
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The Last Hurrah #4: Mel Brooks’ Young Frankenstein (1974)
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Spread Your Legs For Daddy: Part 4
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The Littlest Groom
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My Addiction Conniption
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