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The Unsung: Warren Evans in The Lonely Guy
Read more: The Unsung: Warren Evans in The Lonely GuyLike so many young people longing for greener pastures or even the fresh air of familiarity, I spent most of my days as a teenager masturbating feverishly to and with whatever passed for what I thought might approximate a human…
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Assholes of the Cinema: Richard Benjamin in Diary of a Mad Housewife
Read more: Assholes of the Cinema: Richard Benjamin in Diary of a Mad HousewifeJonathan Balser (Richard Benjamin) is the biggest asshole in the history of the cinema. He’s so supremely awful, I’ve all but forgotten Erin Brockovich.
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Top 10 Film Directors of All Time: A view from two Ruthless writers
Read more: Top 10 Film Directors of All Time: A view from two Ruthless writersJohn Welsh loves the classics, and rightfully so, but Matt has a different take.
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Doctor on Faith Healing Hoax and Religiously Impaired Parents
Read more: Doctor on Faith Healing Hoax and Religiously Impaired ParentsMineral water, green veg, and prayer. Over 500 years since the printing press was invented, and we still do this shit?
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The Corporation (2003)
Read more: The Corporation (2003)“Corporation: an ingenious device for obtaining individual profit without individual responsibility.”
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Meth Stories: “Yeah Chris, I’m Not Going To Make It In Today.”
In category (ies) : RantsRead more: Meth Stories: “Yeah Chris, I’m Not Going To Make It In Today.”Brutal honesty. In 2005 I endured the ultimate tweaker nadir – I got arrested for possession with intent to distribute, and carrying weapons.
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Working in Mental Health Might Ruin Your Mental Health
Read more: Working in Mental Health Might Ruin Your Mental HealthChewed up, spat out, sucked back in, further masticated, coughed up as a thrashing babe terrified of the rising sun. The whole fucking point was to help other people with mental illness and…Christ weren’t you naive?
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The Meth-Man Chronicles: Home Alone Edition
Read more: The Meth-Man Chronicles: Home Alone EditionIt’s amazing how well you can drive down a busy street looking only in the rearview mirror.
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6 Kinds Of Terrible Movie Critics
Read more: 6 Kinds Of Terrible Movie CriticsWhat types of movie reviewers drive you nuts? Here’s our list.
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The Tap-Out Crowd
Read more: The Tap-Out CrowdI don’t even get the “Tapout” slogan itself. Is it not a declaration of loss? You don’t see basketball enthusiasts going around wearing t-shirts that say “Dunked On!”
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The 2 Best Films of 2005
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My Malawi Story
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Dead-Eye Alec: Or, Put that gun down!
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The Last Hurrah #5: Charles Bronson in Death Wish (1974)
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The Top 10 Words To Describe Midgets
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Ayn Rand’s Objectivism: The Cult of The Dirty Diaper
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My Five Most Shattering Orgasms
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Why Liberals Will Never Win The Gun Control Debate
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Five Facts About Tornadoes You Didn’t Know
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L. Ron Mexico Discovers Noah’s Diary
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Shaky Starts: Part Two
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Shaky Starts: Part One
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The Bug Museum -or- A Creationist’s Worst Nightmare
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Matt has had enough of the 300 Fan Boys
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Matt has had enough of NASCAR dads
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Things That Go Bump on The Shaft
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Pizza Sucks
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Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
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Matt Has Had Enough of Mountain Climbers
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Happy Sniper’s Day
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Masters of Disaster: Leslie Neilson in The Poseidon Adventure
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Demons in the air -or- Why movies suck and wokism is everywhere
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Where’s My Froggy?: A Top 10 (ribbit) List
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Schultz’s Guide to Enjoying San Francisco
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How To Deal With Conservative/Paranoid Facebook Friends
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Another Poop Story: The Desert Hamburger
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Regrets
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Confessions Of A Condiment King -or- Why Goat Revoked Ezra’s Key To The Break Room At Ruthless Towers