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Matt Has Had Enough of The Troops
Read more: Matt Has Had Enough of The TroopsI am speaking of the distinct, undeniably creeping stench of trash – po’ white trash above all…
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Good God, What Were You Thinking, Girl?
Read more: Good God, What Were You Thinking, Girl?There’s an extraordinary scene at the end of the pretty good 1981 slasher Eyes of a Stranger in which Jennifer Jason Leigh’s blind deaf-mute character has just regained her sight after being sexually assaulted and beaten in her home by a serial killer. The teenager has managed to turn the tables and shoot the vicious…
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30 Odd Years Of Walken: Part 3
Read more: 30 Odd Years Of Walken: Part 3The least conspicuous turd in Batman Returns (1992) I think I’m on record disliking superhero movies. No, hating them. In Batman Returns I’m supposed to buy into a deformed dwarf crime boss having been raised by penguins in a sewer. Oh, and the dowdy, timid secretary Michelle Pfeiffer is pushed out of a high window…
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Thirty Odd Years Of Walken: Part 2
Read more: Thirty Odd Years Of Walken: Part 2A mainstream pat on the back in A View to a Kill (1985) Not too many actors get to play a Bond megalomaniac, but Walken was happy to dye his hair blonde and give things a whirl. Did he do a good job? Hmm, well, he’s Max Zorin, the product of some WW2 Nazi experimentation…
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Thirty Odd Years Of Walken: Part One
Read more: Thirty Odd Years Of Walken: Part OneBy 1991 Christopher Walken was a major star, having secured a place in pop culture with his Oscar-winning Deer Hunter turn. Yet watch him drift through that year’s little-seen All-American Murder clad in a leather jacket and a fixed expression and you have to wonder what the fuck’s going on. Surely an actor of such…
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Andrew Tate: Hoisted By Hubris
Read more: Andrew Tate: Hoisted By Hubris2022 has been a banner year for celebrities setting themselves on fire. We had Will Smith’s career-ending stupidity at the Oscars and the never-ending story of the world’s richest fool, Elon Musk. As always, being an election year, there were a whole slew of Trump worshiping nitwits who all went down in a blaze of…
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The Big Knife
Read more: The Big KnifeA hundred years ago the gentleman detective in the form of Philo Vance was extremely popular. The crimes he solved tended to be artificial and complex. The hard-boiled detective in the form of Sam Spade and the Continental Op were a reaction to this artificiality. Raymond Chandler wrote The Simple Art of Murder in reaction).…
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The Not Quite #6: The King of Comedy (1982)
Read more: The Not Quite #6: The King of Comedy (1982)Scorsese’s cinematic partnership with De Niro is among the most legendary of the twentieth century, hemorrhaging up blood-soaked classics like Taxi Driver and Goodfellas. It wasn’t all plain slaying, though. Just take a look at the headache-inducing musical New York, New York in which De Niro argues nonstop with Liza Minnelli. Then there’s the redundant,…
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Batman Returns Again
Read more: Batman Returns AgainSome people think Die Hard is a Christmas movie and I’m not here to contradict them though it’s in my every bone to do so, it’s Christmas, we should get along, somebody somewhere invented the idea that it was rude to ask these people exactly what the analytical criteria for a Christmas movie might be,…
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Why Liberals Will Never Win The Gun Control Debate
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Five Facts About Tornadoes You Didn’t Know
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L. Ron Mexico Discovers Noah’s Diary
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Shaky Starts: Part Two
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Shaky Starts: Part One
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The Bug Museum -or- A Creationist’s Worst Nightmare
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Matt has had enough of the 300 Fan Boys
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Matt has had enough of NASCAR dads
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Things That Go Bump on The Shaft
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Pizza Sucks
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Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
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Save The Midgets
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Matt Has Had Enough of Mountain Climbers
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Happy Sniper’s Day
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Masters of Disaster: Leslie Neilson in The Poseidon Adventure
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Demons in the air -or- Why movies suck and wokism is everywhere
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Where’s My Froggy?: A Top 10 (ribbit) List
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Schultz’s Guide to Enjoying San Francisco
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How To Deal With Conservative/Paranoid Facebook Friends
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Another Poop Story: The Desert Hamburger
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Regrets
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Confessions Of A Condiment King -or- Why Goat Revoked Ezra’s Key To The Break Room At Ruthless Towers
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What Happens at a Timeshare Presentation?: Look Into the Mouth of Hell
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Why Bad Tippers Deserve Horrible Deaths
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Madison Rising: Music Review
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2001: A Space Odyssey Review and Redux
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Casey Nocket: Wanted Dead or Alive (Preferably the former)
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Dr. Suess’s Ron & Jim Ruined Christmas