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Cheaper By the Dozen (2003)
Read more: Cheaper By the Dozen (2003)Cheaper by the Dozen is easily the most militantly offensive, pro-family horror show I have seen this year.
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Jonestown: The Life and Death of People’s Temple
Read more: Jonestown: The Life and Death of People’s TempleJim Jones — preacher, con man, pervert, and, ultimately, instigator of mass murder/suicide — is not the sort of man I fear as I close my eyes.
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Sharkwater (2006)
Read more: Sharkwater (2006)Tigers are killed for their penises so that pathologically insecure gentlemen might tap into some mystical power of seduction…
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Indiana Jones: Bullwhip for the White American Male
Read more: Indiana Jones: Bullwhip for the White American MaleAmerican heroes, past and present, are usually defined by their rugged, can-do spirit; a reluctance to play the champion, sure, but once engaged, feisty, never-say-die creatures of indomitable certainty
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Russian Ark (2002)
Read more: Russian Ark (2002)95 minute unbroken shot Russian film. Breathtaking Beauty. The Results? Empty theaters, indifference, deathly silence.
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Black History Month Special: How you duuurrrn!– a black man in a dress is not the bellwether of conspiracy…unless it is.
Read more: Black History Month Special: How you duuurrrn!– a black man in a dress is not the bellwether of conspiracy…unless it is.Publicity still from Wypipo Tryna Roto-rooter Mama’s Back-do’ on the Down-low: Madea’s Colonoscopy scheduled for release Summer ’25. Okay, so Hollywood is choked with faegelen who creepily ogle black men like they would a turquoise broach once worn by Bette Davis. Okay, so what if Hollywood is run by Jews whose reputation for a) a…
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A Few More Ruthless Villains: 80’s Action Edition
Read more: A Few More Ruthless Villains: 80’s Action EditionA Few Ruthless Movie Villains is a popular article that I wrote a few years ago. Time flies, and it is now past time to honor some more unsavory bad guys, this time, 80’s Action style. I will concentrate on the attributes or tags of villain, bully, and sheer nastiness. Most of the movies are…
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Top 10 Romantic Movies that won’t make you want to shoot up your local Ann Taylor
Read more: Top 10 Romantic Movies that won’t make you want to shoot up your local Ann TaylorAll movies have a love story—I don’t say that in vain, in college I had two screenwriting professors (both working, agented and credited) who hammered the point home “Every movie has a love story—remember that, Mr. Cobb.” “I understand.” “Do you? Because I’m sixty pages into your college-student-with-a-shotgun script and I haven’t detected a note…
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id Cinema: The Genre We Love
In category (ies) : RantsRead more: id Cinema: The Genre We LoveId Cinema: the genre we love without all the ‘narrative structure’ or ‘causal logic’ that just gets in the way of its fans feeling superior to everybody.’ Id Cinema is my term for that treatment of narrative that uses symbol and abstraction to get to the point, which is usually the interior revelation of a…
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Movie Geeks Manifesto
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Poop: A Love Story
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Confession Of A Cat Murderer
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Great Cocksmen of the American Presidency: Part 2
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A Tribute to Robert Altman
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3 Ways to Deal with Annoying Players in Online Poker Chat
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Assholes of the American Presidency
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The Cock Also Rises
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The Cock Also Rises 2: Coming on Coney
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Trees: A Tribute to Mother Nature’s most glorious evolved creation.
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The Unsung: Warren Evans in The Lonely Guy
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Assholes of the Cinema: Richard Benjamin in Diary of a Mad Housewife
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Top 10 Film Directors of All Time: A view from two Ruthless writers
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Doctor on Faith Healing Hoax and Religiously Impaired Parents
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The Corporation (2003)
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Meth Stories: “Yeah Chris, I’m Not Going To Make It In Today.”
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Working in Mental Health Might Ruin Your Mental Health
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The Meth-Man Chronicles: Home Alone Edition
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6 Kinds Of Terrible Movie Critics
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The Tap-Out Crowd
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Talkin’ Roller Derby: Wummin’s Sports Edition
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Being a doctor in rural Africa
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The Misunderstood: Lesbian Prison Guard, Caged (1950)
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The Universe and the Stupidly Superstitious
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The Definitive Ranking of Rocky Fighters
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L. Ron Mexico’s Guide To Car Sleeping
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The Top 10 Most Outrageous YouTube Eating Channels
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Fuck Creationism
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Top 10 Movies Not To Watch Before…
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Memories of a Reagan Boyhood: Part 4