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Happy Sniper’s Day
Read more: Happy Sniper’s DayFrom the Editor: We get lots of mail, and hate mail too, which we love. Here is a response from a real military man that I thought would be worthy of publishing. Guy D. McCardle, Jr. is the author of several articles on a wide variety of military related topics. Guy is a former Army…
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Metal Heart: Seven Essential Life Lessons from an 80s Childhood
Read more: Metal Heart: Seven Essential Life Lessons from an 80s Childhoodif you can’t Ride the Lightning, Bark at the Moon.
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Masters of Disaster: Leslie Neilson in The Poseidon Adventure
Read more: Masters of Disaster: Leslie Neilson in The Poseidon AdventureHe can hold his breath for a loooong time
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Demons in the air -or- Why movies suck and wokism is everywhere
In category (ies) : RantsRead more: Demons in the air -or- Why movies suck and wokism is everywhereDemons in the Air: Why Movies Suck, Wokism is Everywhere, Your Company is Sponsoring a Gay Pride Parade Even Though It Makes Swizzle Sticks and (finally!) Who’s Responsible? [Imagine flying through clouds in clear black and white while a comforting southern voice narrates] There is a demon that lives in the air. This demon calls…
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Where’s My Froggy?: A Top 10 (ribbit) List
Read more: Where’s My Froggy?: A Top 10 (ribbit) ListYou probably find it hard to believe but I write all my Ruthless articles surrounded by aromatic candles immersed in a freestanding claw foot bath. Well, I say write but what I actually mean is dictate. Indeed, all of my honey-coated missives are transcribed by a slightly drunken Catholic schoolgirl called Samantha. Her proofreading skills…
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Schultz’s Guide to Enjoying San Francisco
Read more: Schultz’s Guide to Enjoying San FranciscoEnjoying San Fran is pretty simple. Just get out of the city.
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How To Deal With Conservative/Paranoid Facebook Friends
Read more: How To Deal With Conservative/Paranoid Facebook FriendsFacebook is pretty much the Gettysburg of the internet culture war. It’s the epicenter of binary bloodshed. Houses are divided, attacks are vicious, and no matter what happens, you will see body parts you wish you hadn’t. We can’t help it. Even the wussiest amongst us are embolden by the internet. I think Sir Friendzone…
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Another Poop Story: The Desert Hamburger
In category (ies) : RantsRead more: Another Poop Story: The Desert HamburgerOne does not simply enjoy gut bombs.
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Regrets
Read more: RegretsFresh off another round of treatment – not the noble, heroic, radiator treatment… but, you know, the other kind, I’ve been ruminating on a number of things. Specifically, regrets. Ways I’ve hurt others. Or, as those who have made to higher levels of Grand Theft Suboxone than me, the 9th Step. In most rehabs, addicts…
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Confessions Of A Condiment King -or- Why Goat Revoked Ezra’s Key To The Break Room At Ruthless Towers
Read more: Confessions Of A Condiment King -or- Why Goat Revoked Ezra’s Key To The Break Room At Ruthless TowersGreetings, citizens of Gotham! It is I, Buddy Standler, the Condiment King! You mayo may not have heard my fearsome moniker before…. Oh, come now, you mustard of me at least once or twice. Well, please endeavor to ketchup and follow along, for mine is a tale to relish! I may not be one of…
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Movie Geeks Manifesto
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Poop: A Love Story
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Confession Of A Cat Murderer
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Great Cocksmen of the American Presidency: Part 2
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A Tribute to Robert Altman
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3 Ways to Deal with Annoying Players in Online Poker Chat
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Assholes of the American Presidency
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The Cock Also Rises
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The Cock Also Rises 2: Coming on Coney
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Trees: A Tribute to Mother Nature’s most glorious evolved creation.
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The Unsung: Warren Evans in The Lonely Guy
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Assholes of the Cinema: Richard Benjamin in Diary of a Mad Housewife
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Top 10 Film Directors of All Time: A view from two Ruthless writers
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Doctor on Faith Healing Hoax and Religiously Impaired Parents
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The Corporation (2003)
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Meth Stories: “Yeah Chris, I’m Not Going To Make It In Today.”
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Working in Mental Health Might Ruin Your Mental Health
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The Meth-Man Chronicles: Home Alone Edition
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6 Kinds Of Terrible Movie Critics
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The Tap-Out Crowd
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Talkin’ Roller Derby: Wummin’s Sports Edition
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Being a doctor in rural Africa
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The Misunderstood: Lesbian Prison Guard, Caged (1950)
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The Universe and the Stupidly Superstitious
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The Definitive Ranking of Rocky Fighters
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L. Ron Mexico’s Guide To Car Sleeping
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The Top 10 Most Outrageous YouTube Eating Channels
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Fuck Creationism
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Top 10 Movies Not To Watch Before…
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Memories of a Reagan Boyhood: Part 4