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C’mon, Billy
C’mon Billy, Come to me, You know I’m waiting, I love you endlessly, C’mon Billy, You’re the only one… These mania-infused…
Great Cocksmen of the American Presidency (Who Are Not Bill Clinton)
Finally, a list without Jimmy Carter.
A Few Ruthless Movie Villains
Here are A Few Ruthless Movie Villains. Villains have been part of movies since their inception. We love them, we love…
Barbie (2023)
Full disclosure: I love Greta Gerwig. Lady Bird makes me ugly-cryface with gratitude every time I watch it. Her version of…
RANTS
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The Best Film Ever Made About…
Read more: The Best Film Ever Made About…Everything a married couple experiences during the average evening: lies, recriminations, pettiness, alcohol abuse, adultery, and…
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The 20 Most Ruthless Movie Performances of All Time
Read more: The 20 Most Ruthless Movie Performances of All TimeThe Dark Gospel According To Matt Cale
THE ABC’s
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The ABC’s of Animals Who Have Sexist Or Politically Incorrect Names
Read more: The ABC’s of Animals Who Have Sexist Or Politically Incorrect NamesAholes, Boobies, & Cocks -or- The ABC’s of Animals Who Have Sexist Or Politically Incorrect Names Aholes are silvery fish who live in the Indo-Pacific part of the world (near Hawaii). They spend their days swimming together in schools, but at night they go off to eat by themselves. I guess everyone needs some alone-time…
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The ABC’s of Drunkenness
Read more: The ABC’s of DrunkennessA relationship counselor once hinted that drinking eight beers during Sunday football could be a problem, that’s less than a beer per hour, plus it was a lie; it was more like 18.
MOVIES
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Nude Nuns With Big Guns (2010)
Read more: Nude Nuns With Big Guns (2010)Well, I guess they are kind of large.
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Mercenary For Justice (2006)
Read more: Mercenary For Justice (2006)Editor’s Note: We love our fans and readers. This was submitted by Monsta-T. Enjoy. I am a big fan of trash cinema and I have come to realize that Steven Seagal movies don’t receive enough attention. [EDITOR’S NOTE: They do at Ruthless] So for my first review, I have spent the hour and a half…
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Oculus Interpretation
Read more: Oculus InterpretationPotentially a classic. I can easily see myself flipping through the channels 20 years from now and being like, ooooh, Oculus!
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Pretty Woman
Read more: Pretty Woman(Non)Fucking Whore. This movie is mendacious! What utter, horrible horsecrap! I don’t even know where to start.
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The Ghost Army (2013)
Read more: The Ghost Army (2013)The Ghost Army is an amazing documentary that vividly shows how WWII was a complete and total effort from every corner of American and Allied creativity. Surely, as has been unanimously proclaimed, this was “The Greatest Generation”, and I am still learning every day just how great they were.
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A Handful of Aussie Faves
Read more: A Handful of Aussie FavesAt the age of nine on my British junior school’s playground I first became properly aware of a place called Australia. I grabbed the satchel of the rather unpopular Andrew George and started to run off (probably because I knew it contained a bag of pickle onion-flavored Monster Munch and a bottle of Ribena) when…
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Django Unchained
Read more: Django UnchainedNot too long ago (geologically speaking), white colored people started marauding around this continent on a genocidal rampage against the natives for not having the common decency to open up any burger chains. Turning a vast continent into a homogenized din of commerce and pollution takes a lot of work, so they imported some black…
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Commando: Dave Franklin says…
Read more: Commando: Dave Franklin says…If you’re the sort of guy who dresses his semi-automatic rifle in a see-through negligee just before beddy-byes and snuggles up tight while dreaming about his erect penis turning into the aforementioned weapon and walking butt-naked down the street spraying cock bullets at all those other puny men, then Commando is the one for you.…
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Top 10 Memorable Acts Of Violence In Movies
Read more: Top 10 Memorable Acts Of Violence In MoviesGrowing up in 1980’s Britain with the video nasties scare, I implicitly absorbed movie violence was bad and if I watched enough I’d eventually take an axe to random passersby. Now while this proved unfortunately true in my case, most people remain unaffected. In fact, someone like you has probably already forgotten hundreds, if not…
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