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C’mon, Billy

C’mon, Billy

Dave Franklin

C’mon Billy, Come to me, You know I’m waiting, I love you endlessly, C’mon Billy, You’re the only one… These mania-infused…

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Great Cocksmen of the American Presidency (Who Are Not Bill Clinton)

Great Cocksmen of the American Presidency (Who Are Not Bill Clinton)

Matt

Finally, a list without Jimmy Carter.

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A Few Ruthless Movie Villains

A Few Ruthless Movie Villains

Goat

Here are A Few Ruthless Movie Villains. Villains have been part of movies since their inception. We love them, we love…

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Barbie (2023)

Barbie (2023)

Matthew MacDonald

Full disclosure: I love Greta Gerwig. Lady Bird makes me ugly-cryface with gratitude every time I watch it. Her version of…

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  • Elves (1989)

    Elves (1989)

    Goat

    After watching Santa Claus (1959) and reviewing it, I was confident that things could not get any worse. With Santa’s Slay in the wings, I felt compelled to endure some other genuinely horrible movies, and it wasn’t long until I found and watched Elves. This miscarriage is available free on YouTube and it would be…

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  • Psycho

    Psycho

    Francis Co

    An early—perhaps, only—highlight in Resident Evil: Code Veronica features a palace sitting below a private residence atop a hill on a southern ocean island facility overrun by the bioengineered monstrosities it helped create. That gothic castle looms in the background, and as you, the player, forge an eventual path toward the perched building, the eerie…

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  • Commando

    Commando

    Jonny

    Homoeroticism? More than you could possibly imagine. I mean all the crap about Arnold being Der Gropin’fuhrer was just a rightwing-ruse to distract Californians from the fact that Schwarzenegger has starred in the single gayest movie ever made.

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  • Predator

    Predator

    Jonny

    Homoeroticism? Unchartable. Unprecedented. Unfathomable. Undeniable. Off the frigging scale, man!

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  • Big Trouble In Little China (1986)

    Big Trouble In Little China (1986)

    Goat

    Homoeroticism? None. Oh, boy, we need to talk. O.K., there was a weak attempt at redemption at the end when Jack didn’t even kiss his green-eyed girl goodbye, but by then all hope was lost. It’s complicated and confusing as we had an 80s action duo that usually meant love at first sight, but it…

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  • Munich

    Munich

    Matt

    Spielberg’s finest, and certainly his bravest.

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  • Lethal Weapon

    Lethal Weapon

    Matt

    Homoeroticism: More than I ever expected, I must say. Hell, when we first meet Danny Glover, he’s soaking in the tub! Even better, the first thing we see of Mel Gibson is his glistening, bare ass!

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  • Red Heat

    Red Heat

    Jonny

    Tagline: “Moscow’s toughest detective. Chicago’s craziest cop. There’s only one thing worse than making them mad. Making them partners.” Entire Story In Fewer Words Than Are In This Sentence: Russian Asshole and Polish Cop Kill Drug Dealers. Homoeroticism: ALERT! ALERT! ALERT! Gayest of all 80s Action films! ALERT! In Indian movies, sex is represented by…

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  • Death Wish

    Death Wish

    Matt

    The 1974 classic that helped usher in an era of hostility to liberalism, minorities, and apologists for crime and violence.

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by Erich Schulte (Author), Matt Cale (Author), Mike McGowan (Author), John Gautreaux (Author), Devon Pack (Author), Sarah Sarah Rhodes (Author), Shelby Sherman (Author), Michael Behrens (Author), Juan Konstantin (Author) Format: Kindle Edition

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