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40 Years of Death Wish 3: A Celebration
The Summer of 1985. While I was spending six weeks in Indiana with my maniacal grandmother, learning that yes, a 12-year-old…
C’mon, Billy
C’mon Billy, Come to me, You know I’m waiting, I love you endlessly, C’mon Billy, You’re the only one… These mania-infused…
Great Cocksmen of the American Presidency (Who Are Not Bill Clinton)
Finally, a list without Jimmy Carter.
A Few Ruthless Movie Villains
Here are A Few Ruthless Movie Villains. Villains have been part of movies since their inception. We love them, we love…
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Everything About The Woody Allen Allegations. Everything.
Read more: Everything About The Woody Allen Allegations. Everything.And now, prepare to be engrossed by the misery of other people and the shittines of our species.
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The 15 Minute Rule: Abandon Ship on the Following Movies
Read more: The 15 Minute Rule: Abandon Ship on the Following MoviesWatching some movies is like riding a submarine into the deep. The pressure of outright bad threatens to crush the soul of the innocent viewer. Surface before you get too deep.
THE ABC’s
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The ABC’s of Animals Who Have Sexist Or Politically Incorrect Names
Read more: The ABC’s of Animals Who Have Sexist Or Politically Incorrect NamesAholes, Boobies, & Cocks -or- The ABC’s of Animals Who Have Sexist Or Politically Incorrect Names Aholes are silvery fish who live in the Indo-Pacific part of the world (near Hawaii). They spend their days swimming together in schools, but at night they go off to eat by themselves. I guess everyone needs some alone-time…
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The ABC’s of Redneck Culture
Read more: The ABC’s of Redneck CultureAfter most wars, the vanquished get it, but not so in The South. What should be banners of shame and defeat are currently flown and worn with pride. Instead of a White Flag, the Stars and Bars are emblematic of this failed and decaying culture.
MOVIES
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Spring Breakers
Read more: Spring Breakers“Why y’all actin’ ‘spicious?”
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Red 2 Movie Review – Welcome to the Age of Geriatric Action
Read more: Red 2 Movie Review – Welcome to the Age of Geriatric ActionIf The Expendables was the final roar of a withered Tyrannosaurus Rex, Red 2 is more like a soft heave of breath as the dinosaur lays dying. Welcome to the decade of 100 male versions of Norma Desmond, all shot in bullet time. Welcome to the decade of geri-action.
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Jack Reacher: Action Review
Read more: Jack Reacher: Action ReviewWhile he was doing memory exercises and push ups at the same time, we were watching football and masturbating at the same time. Now we join him in enjoying the fruits of his labor.
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Pacific Rim
Read more: Pacific RimDo people even watch the movies they review anymore?
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Grown Ups 2: An Exploration of The Text
Read more: Grown Ups 2: An Exploration of The TextA work of emotional maturity and sober introspection that ranks among the greatest works regarding the intricacies of human nature, Adam Sandler’s Grown Ups 2 continues the essential examination of…
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A View To A Kill: Capsule Review
Read more: A View To A Kill: Capsule ReviewLuncheoning in the Eiffel tower in order to blend in with the locals, Bond suspects a rogue lepidoptery puppeteer of dangerously manipulating mechanical butterflies.
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Cat People (1982 Schrader version)- Film Review
Read more: Cat People (1982 Schrader version)- Film ReviewCat People (1982Schrader version) rated R for maiming, mauling, and oh so much nudity
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Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters
Read more: Hansel and Gretel: Witch HuntersNo.
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Despicable Me 2
Read more: Despicable Me 2The Twinkie minions are given center stage, and their combination of gibberish speech and bumbling infighting makes the film fun.
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