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40 Years of Death Wish 3: A Celebration
The Summer of 1985. While I was spending six weeks in Indiana with my maniacal grandmother, learning that yes, a 12-year-old…
C’mon, Billy
C’mon Billy, Come to me, You know I’m waiting, I love you endlessly, C’mon Billy, You’re the only one… These mania-infused…
Great Cocksmen of the American Presidency (Who Are Not Bill Clinton)
Finally, a list without Jimmy Carter.
A Few Ruthless Movie Villains
Here are A Few Ruthless Movie Villains. Villains have been part of movies since their inception. We love them, we love…
RANTS
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Annoying Fuckers
Read more: Annoying FuckersMost people are annoying. It doesn’t matter whether they’re a droning colleague, that snarky online twat who just won’t see sense, some random queue jumper, a younger sibling, the halitosis-afflicted taxi driver taking the long way round, a right wing foreign president, a neighbor loudly playing music or that hotty in the supermarket who looks…
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Forrest Gump: The Movie We Love (To Loathe)
Read more: Forrest Gump: The Movie We Love (To Loathe)There is one movie that has upset me so deeply that I cannot help but write a rant about it. For years this film has been praised and lauded ad nauseum, and I’m sick of it.
THE ABC’s
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The ABC’s of Breakups
Read more: The ABC’s of BreakupsSex Memories: The only worthwhile wreckage from a dramatic split are those moments, etched in your gray matter, of tangled limbs, colliding…
MOVIES
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Patton
Read more: PattonThe single greatest biography ever committed to film.
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The Way Back
Read more: The Way BackYellow-bellied and lily-livered. The last time I played organized basketball, I was a sophomore in high school. Our team sucked. We finished the season 1-11, mostly due to the fact that we were playing against teams featuring kids who could dunk (we could not), but also the fact that our coach was an idiot. He…
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Carlito’s Way
Read more: Carlito’s WayIf it was my movie, it would have been Kleinfeld’s Way
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Godzilla 2000
Read more: Godzilla 2000We’re pretty sure it wasn’t Kubrick
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Anchorman
Read more: AnchormanI’m just going to say this up front. Will Ferrell is not funny.
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Zoolander
Read more: ZoolanderZoolander, you’re serious? If they spent more than twelve dollars total on this film they got ripped off.
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Ali
Read more: AliThe funniest thing I heard about this movie was that Will Smith blamed Michael Mann for it’s commercial failure, which would be kind of like Dan Quayle blaming Pappa Bush for their loss to Clinton/Gore.
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The Godfather Part 2
Read more: The Godfather Part 2There are three things in this life that I can recommend without the slightest bit of hesitation: finding a job that requires minimal effort, finding a spouse that can engage in spirited conversation, and, perhaps above all, watching The Godfather Part II on the big screen as it was intended.
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Spider-Man
Read more: Spider-ManWow! I mean, fuck me and wow! Spider-Man is an amazing movie.
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