Now I’m old and I don’t like the movie as much as I used to. Part of that isn’t really the movie’s fault.

I don’t know Elizabeth Wurtzel, but if I ever happen to cross her path at a book signing, expo, or other public event, I am fully prepared to remove at least three vital organs…

The fundamental problem with John Madden’s Proof is that mathematics is inherently — and inescapably — boring.

Best Japanimation since “Starvengers.”

Kung-Fu axe dancing!

Martin Scorsese’s unsung masterpiece is one of the most misanthropic films ever made…

Friends, hear me now: Peter Jackson has created the single loudest movie in the history of the world. King Kong, the latest and biggest from King Hobbit himself is deafening. Nearly three hours of screams, shouts, bellows, grunts, roars, rock slides, dinosaur stampedes, gunfire and car crashes. Actually, lots of just plain old crashes, too.…

I’ll tell you right off the bat, I enjoyed King Arthur a whole hell of a lot more than I was expecting to.