Pretty good stuff, if not for the fact that real story would have been so much better…

Fortunately, director Cameron Crowe has seen fit to provide a new target for my undying rage…

87 minutes in — nude, unconscious, and covered in boils.

Before I leave you, perhaps never to return, let me remind you that this film made over $120 million at the box office.

Let me preface my remarks with an anecdote of minor humiliation that took me right back to my own days of teary-eyed virginity.

Suppose you’re effectively the last women on earth. A bunch of young soldiers protect and provide for you. Isn’t giving them some action the proper thing…

The achievement of the The 25th Hour is to take a concept that should be a hackneyed mess and turns it into film of incredible versatility.

Exit on 7th.