What the? Um, all right, so I am cognizant of the fact that I just watched a film, and that moving images jumped around in front of my eyes for about two hours and there was sound and fury and all that, but I have no fucking idea what I just saw. Convoy–which came out…

The truth will get you killed.

George Clooney is an amazing director.

Despite the occasional misfire from time to time, Robert Altman remains one of the most fascinating directors working today, largely because…

As the late, great Chick Hearn would say, the mustard is off the hotdog.

Collateral, or Terminator 4 as I like to call it, was a pleasure to sit through.

I was captured from the outset, although my attention wavered whenever the romance took center stage.

After the mad brilliance of The Piano Teacher and the audacious violence of Funny Games, I was quite excited as I prepared to watch…

Kinski goes fucking insane.

And did I mention that Ol’ Phil sliced off his own penis? A tale for the ages, my friend.