It is no small accomplishment that I am arguably the only person on earth who has seen both this film and Black Spring Break.

Spoiler: The Communists win.

Loads of people are killed, shit blows up real-good and Nick Nolte spends most of his time in the company of transvestite hookers

“The Punishment Begins April 16, 2004.” And doesn’t stop for two fucking hours, if ever.

Now I’m old and I don’t like the movie as much as I used to. Part of that isn’t really the movie’s fault.

I don’t know Elizabeth Wurtzel, but if I ever happen to cross her path at a book signing, expo, or other public event, I am fully prepared to remove at least three vital organs…

The fundamental problem with John Madden’s Proof is that mathematics is inherently — and inescapably — boring.

Best Japanimation since “Starvengers.”

Kung-Fu axe dancing!