Why on earth anyone would ever cast Jeremy Davies in anything is beyond me. The man is unfit as a human, much less an actor.

But pushed I was, as Dodgeball managed to be even worse than I expected.

It is essentially a silent film with less dialogue than even Rambo III.

Perhaps his better days are behind him, and perhaps he no longer has the courage to make a straight drama…

David Cronenberg’s A History of Violence is undoubtedly the most wildly overpraised film of the year.

In fact, the movie is actually quite influential, which I’ll get into in a bit, and it has some fantastic scenes.

Dirty Pretty Things, the new film from director Stephen Frears, is, in fact, the best film I have seen so far this year.

My final complaint is Madonna. To make matters worse, she’s in this movie.