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“Barbie has a great day every day, but Ken only has a great day if Barbie looks at him.”
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Coco (2017)
Read more: Coco (2017)Fair Value of Coco (2017): $7.00. Purely upon its own merits, and viewed in a void, I’d say this is a $20.00 film. But I’m cutting my score by half for the context of appropriation without accreditation, and another deduction for the subtext of the film. This is a film that I liked the more…
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A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas
Read more: A Very Harold & Kumar 3D ChristmasA VERY HAROLD & KUMAR 3D CHRISTMAS When this movie isn’t being gross with the bodily fluid humor, or disturbing near-rape scene, (just does NOT belong in this kind of movie) it can be funny even when it is being oh, so very wrong. Oh, and a toddler gets stoned, dusted with cocaine and takes…
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Loving Vincent
Read more: Loving VincentLoving Vincent 1 hr 34 minutes, PG-13 for mutilation and suicide. Fair Value of Loving Vincent: $5.00. Its a good art house film, and works as an adequate primer for somebody who knows nothing of post-impressionism. A good movie for your suburban relatives and in-laws. Patron Saint of the Starving Artists: There are a number…
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Justice League
Read more: Justice LeagueBaby steps (or, I see you, Joss Whedon) You know how when President Trump gives a speech that doesn’t contain racism, attacks, lies, or ads for his properties, certain people gush over how good or presidential he suddenly is? What’s that – too political? Okay; a different analogy. You know how when your dog doesn’t…
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Jack Frost (1998)
Read more: Jack Frost (1998)Jack Frost (1998) Michael Keaton is one of my favorite actors and I consider him to be in an elite class of Hollywood actors that have performed in the past few decades. His accomplishments range from a dazzling performance in Beetlejuice, to one that won multiple Oscars in Birdman. I think he should have gotten…
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Santa Claus: The Movie (1985)
Read more: Santa Claus: The Movie (1985)Santa Claus: The Movie (1985) You would think that the mash-up of Superman and the Santa Claus mythos would, at the very least, be interesting. You would be wrong. The Christopher Reeves starring Superman was such a hit that the producers decided to ape the origin story arc and apply it to Santa Claus. Interesting…
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Pee-Wee’s Playhouse Christmas Special (1988)
Read more: Pee-Wee’s Playhouse Christmas Special (1988)Pee-Wee’s Playhouse Christmas Special (1988) O.K., I know what you are thinking and I don’t blame you. This Christmas Review stuff has gone too far. On another, more rational day, I might agree with you. Today is not one of those days as I present Pee-Wee’s Playhouse Christmas Special (1988). As I sieved through what…
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Deck The Halls (2006)
Read more: Deck The Halls (2006)[The Goat Chimes in pre-review] Deck The Halls (2006) is a delightfully funny Christmas Movie starring Danny Devito, Matthew Broderick and Kristin Davis. Of course, I’m just kidding as this was a horribly failed and vulgar attempt at a cash grab movie, with zero redeeming qualities. Just fuck this movie. It was just terrible and…
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Murder on the Orient Express: Another Look
Read more: Murder on the Orient Express: Another LookMurder on the Orient Express: Another Look The seventies were the Golden Ages for Agatha Christie novels being translated into movies for the big screen. Sure, one can argue that there were many versions of her novels or stories already, like 10 Little Indians, which had already been done many times, and with different titles.…
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Tree Man (2016)
Read more: Tree Man (2016)Tree Man (2016) Christmas is without a doubt the most celebrated, written about and confusing holiday that we celebrate in The United States. This has all been covered before in earlier rants, so I won’t write an essay about how it is a hijacked holiday. It is needless to say that the same people who…
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A Talking Cat!?!
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Thor 2: The Dark World
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80s Horror Classics- The Hitcher (1986)
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The Bling Ring
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80’s Horror- Return of the Living Dead
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70s Horror- Devil Times Five
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All is Lost
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Captain Phillips: 2013
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Street law: 70s Italian crime
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Decoding Annie Parker
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Live like a cop die like a man: 70s Italian crime
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Contraband: 70s Italian Crime
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Insidious: Chapter Two
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The Violent Professionals: 70s Italian Crime
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V/H/S
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Rapture-Palooza
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G.I. Joe: Retaliation
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Rabid Dogs: 70s Italian Sleaze Cinema
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Jaws IV – The Indefensible
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Beast With A Gun – 70s Italian Crime Film
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Riddick
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RoboCop (2014) Trailer
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Pain & Gain
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The Grandmaster
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Almost Human – Poliziotteschi
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Violent City
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The World’s End
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Iron Sky
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Cat People (1942 Val Lewton)
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Kickass 2