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“Barbie has a great day every day, but Ken only has a great day if Barbie looks at him.”
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The Matrix Resurrections
Read more: The Matrix ResurrectionsWay back in 1999, the idea of a Matrix sequel was a no-brainer. Neo had just destroyed Agent Smith, warned the artificial intelligence that he was going to set everyone’s minds free, and flew off into the sky like Superman. Four years later, the two-part sequels released and were a bit of a letdown, to…
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Starring debuts #9: John Amplas in Martin (1978)
Read more: Starring debuts #9: John Amplas in Martin (1978)Martin on the hunt with a syringe clamped between his teeth is one of the great sights of 70s horror. We know he’s a serial killer, but is he a vampire? As played by the superb Amplas, we never get a telling answer. The movie continually toys with conventions and expectations so that facts and…
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Nightmare Alley-Devon’s Slant
Read more: Nightmare Alley-Devon’s Slant2 Hours 30 Minutes, R for Face-Smashing and Eating Live Poultry Fair Value of Nightmare Alley: $18.00. This remake stands tall and proud as the equal of the original 1947 noir classic, yet is still distinct and memorable in wholly different ways. What in this world is so depraved and terrible as the Geek? That…
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Christmas Twister (2012)
Read more: Christmas Twister (2012)Unless I am struck down with a Paul to Damascus type inspiration, this will be my last Christmas movie review of the season. It is just as well because the pickings this year are almost non-existent. I refuse to watch and review Home Sweet Home Alone, that is just not going to happen. Ditto for…
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A Merry Friggin’ Christmas (2014)
Read more: A Merry Friggin’ Christmas (2014)I’ve been reviewing Christmas movies for Ruthless since 2006, with just a couple of reviews at first, but then reviewing them in earnest since 2013. I knew that this day would eventually come. The well has run dry for any Christmas movie that is remotely watchable. Oh, it has been fun to mock the really…
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Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
Read more: Santa Claus Conquers the MartiansI stumbled upon this heaping pile of garbage by googling, “Worst holiday movies ever.”
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Cruising For A Few Good Movies
Read more: Cruising For A Few Good MoviesIn the atrocious Interview with the Vampire the effete Tom Cruise tells his supernatural buddy Brad Pitt: “Life without me would be even more unbearable.” Well, kids, whaddya reckon? Is Our Tom telling the truth? Can you imagine your existence sans Maverick or never having witnessed all those heroic dashes with his choppy hands? No…
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Merry In-Laws (2012)
Read more: Merry In-Laws (2012)I have been watching and reviewing Christmas Movies for well over a decade now. Ruthless Reviews has the largest collection of these reviews on the internet, most written by yours truly, so I consider myself an expert on the genre. The pickings become slimmer every year, and great new Christmas movies like the FX version…
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The King’s Man
Read more: The King’s Man“The King’s Man” – Run Conrad, Run! To franchise or not to franchise? That is the question Hollywood grapples with on a daily basis. Just kidding. Hollywood would franchise your food pictures on social media if they had more than three likes. The only people having conversations about sequels, franchises, and remakes that go beyond…
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Dead End (2003)
Read more: Dead End (2003)I’ve been reviewing Christmas Movies for Ruthless for over a decade now. Needless to say, the well is about to run dry. I refuse to review the Hallmark or Hallmark type sappy dreck. A few is enough. However, I did not want to completely abandon my unhinged and relentless pursuit of this obsession. Therefore, I…
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The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)
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The Grifters (1990)
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Cobra
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80’s Action Hall of Fame: The Pizza Scissors, Cobra
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Elvis on Film: Change of Habit (1969)
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80’s Action Hall of Fame: Bennett, Commando
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Chowchilla (2023)
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Un Coeur en Hiver (1992) (A Heart In Winter)
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The Substance (2024)
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Assholes of the Cinema: Mickey Rooney, Babes in Arms (1939)
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Postcards from the Edge (1990)
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Top 10 Movie/TV Quotes Worth Living By
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The Beast Of Yucca Flats (1961)
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The Ballad of Cable Hogue (1970)
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10 Films That Ruined the World
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When Oscar Shit the Bed: King Solomon’s Mines (1950)
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The ABC’s of Sex Education for Trainable Persons (1975)
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Qu’est-ce que c’est?
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Savage Streets (1984)
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The Hi-Lo Country (1998)
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The Unsung: William Shrike in Lonelyhearts
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Speak No Evil (2024)
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The Americanization of Emily (1964)
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The Hospital (1971)
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Wraith (2017)
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The Unsung: Frances Amthor [Kate Murtagh] in Farewell, My Lovely (1975)
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Beetlejuice Beetlejuice
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The Horse’s Mouth (1958)
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Monsters
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Next Stop, Greenwich Village (1976)