Was this more disappointing than your first sexual encounter? Well, no, but that doesn’t mean it wasn’t horribly, horribly disappointing. Like, nobody is expecting anybody to make another Raiders of the Lost Ark. Fuck, I didn’t really feel all that strongly about the other two films, although I love the Indy character. But I was…

A film that carries a near-impossible load of anticipation and expected brilliance, is not, in fact, the second coming of Citizen Kane.

If, as Freud once said, all women secretly long to be raped, then French director Catherine Breillat would argue that

Whenever we envision cinematic tales of authoritarianism and the concurrent loss of liberty, the images rarely go beyond…

Ass Cancer.