Category: Movies
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Spread Your Legs For Daddy: Part One
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Read more: Spread Your Legs For Daddy: Part OneBack in my mid-twenties I was in bed with one of those lovely females making sweet love and thinking that life really wasn’t too bad when she clamped her teeth on my ear and half-snarled: “Stick it up me arse!” Now I know some men appear obsessed with snugly traversing a lady’s poo pipe, but…
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Lost Highway
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Read more: Lost HighwayTo quote my old roommate, Jaquay, Lost Highway is so bad that it made me question whether…
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Incident At Loch Ness
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Read more: Incident At Loch NessWerner Herzog is in a comedy. This is a lot better than that sounds.
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Escape From New York (1981)
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Read more: Escape From New York (1981)You really don’t want to fuck with Snake Plissken.
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Conan The Destroyer
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Read more: Conan The DestroyerThe most powerful legend of all is back in a new adventure.
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Conan The Barbarian
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Read more: Conan The BarbarianConan hates animals. People, too.
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Bloodsport (1988)
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Read more: Bloodsport (1988)Point is, I know porn when I hear it, and that was straight up fucking porn. NAMBLA porn.
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Black Rain
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Read more: Black RainAn American Cop in Japan. Their country. Their laws. Their game. His rules.
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Ezra’s Last Minute Oscar Predictions: 2023
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Read more: Ezra’s Last Minute Oscar Predictions: 2023Best Picture: Everything Everywhere All At Once ✔ Best Director: Everything Everywhere All At Once- Daniel Scheinert ✔ Best Lead Actor: The Whale- Brendan Fraser ✔ Best Lead Actress: Everything Everywhere All At Once- Michelle Yeoh ✔ Best Supporting Actor: Everything Everywhere All At Once- Ke Huy Quan ✔ Best Supporting Actress: Black Panther: Wakanda…
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21 Grams
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Read more: 21 GramsOne of the year’s most challenging experiences in a theater because it has the courage to be morbid, the balls to be confusing, and the sheer will…