Category: Movies
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Sleepwalkers (1992)
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Read more: Sleepwalkers (1992)Stephen King movies are such an institution at this point that it occurred to me to attempt this review in the style of the 80s Action reviews here at Ruthless, with many of the same questions applying to both. Corpse Count and Novelty Deaths obviously, and in the cheesiest ones (of which Sleepwalkers is certainly…
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The Room
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Read more: The RoomRecently, I reviewed The Canyons – a movie so bad that I described it as a “shit-heap” and “dumpster-fire.” It was by no means the worst movie I’d ever seen, but it was certainly the worst movie I’d seen in a very long time, and I pride myself on being a connoisseur of really bad…
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The Tree of Life
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Read more: The Tree of LifeThe Ultimate Popcorn Flick
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Urban Justice: 90’s Inaction
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Read more: Urban Justice: 90’s Inaction“Fuck Santa Claus. He never got me shit. That’s why I sell dope”
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Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
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Read more: Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse“Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse” – Great expectations. Five years ago, Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse surprised us in theaters, then surprised us again by winning the Oscar for Best Animated Feature. Like all great films, it did something new, namely an animation style that looked like it leapt from the pages of a comic book. It…
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The Boogeyman (2023)
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Read more: The Boogeyman (2023)“The Boogeyman” – Reliving childhood fears. My first scary movie was the original Poltergeist. I was around eight years old at the time and my dad thought it would be a good idea to let me watch it. He was wrong. I distinctly remember being terrified by the scene where Robbie is dragged under the…
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The Little Mermaid (2023)
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Read more: The Little Mermaid (2023)“The Little Mermaid (2023)” – The Voice. With the release of the live-action remake of The Little Mermaid, Disney will almost assuredly see its last billion-dollar box office remake of a beloved classic. Like The Lion King, Aladdin, and Beauty and the Beast before it, The Little Mermaid will benefit from my generation reminiscing about…
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Guardians of the Galaxy: Vol. 3
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Read more: Guardians of the Galaxy: Vol. 3Audiences seem genuinely confused by the current slate of MCU offerings and what to expect going forward. Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness and Black Panther: Wakanda Forever were both quite good. But Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania was only okay, Ms. Marvel was a waste of time, She-Hulk: Attorney at Law did not…
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Assassin’s Creed (2016)
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Read more: Assassin’s Creed (2016)Time travel really messes with… Wait. Didn’t I do this all ready? I probably did. But because we are, all of us, inside The Singularity right now, that really doesn’t matter anymore, because out here, things like ‘didn’t’ and ‘here’ are just these outdated concepts from some ancient, brutal, ape-like species, living on some tiny…
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Jupiter Ascending (2015)
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Read more: Jupiter Ascending (2015)Sean Bean lives!