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Five Nights at Freddy’s
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Read more: Five Nights at Freddy’s“Five Nights at Freddy’s” – Zoinks. When I was a kid, one of my television staples was Scooby-Doo. I always enjoyed how Scooby and the gang would get chased around by ghosts or witches while trying to solve whatever mystery they had been asked to solve. I didn’t care for the end of each episode,…
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Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom
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Read more: Indiana Jones And The Temple Of DoomYou probably think this movie is about Indiana Jones. You probably also think it’s about a temple made out of doom. Well, you’d probably be wrong! It’s about one man’s struggle to practice his religion. Before Stallone’s sweat ever touched a Russian or Van Damn ever round-housed an Asian, a man by the name of…
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A Nightmare on Elm Street Part 2: Freddy’s Revenge
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Read more: A Nightmare on Elm Street Part 2: Freddy’s RevengeThough my previous in-depth takes on movies such as Little Monsters, Beethoven, and Baby’s Day Out have provoked responses ranging from “imaginative,” to “a bit of a stretch,” to “outright pants-shitting lunacy,” there is not a movie buff worth their salt who disagrees that A Nightmare on Elm Street Part 2: Freddy’s Revenge is the…
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Ruthless Recommendations- 29 Horror Movies for Children available for streaming on Netflix, Amazon Prime, or YouTube
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Read more: Ruthless Recommendations- 29 Horror Movies for Children available for streaming on Netflix, Amazon Prime, or YouTubeI may have a skewed sense of what is child-appropriate, but these movies do not contain any great amount of violence or sexual content, and as such, might qualify for being spooky, but not traumatizing. Children do want to be scared sometimes, and in the right conditions and pre-requisites, there can even be a benefit…
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A Meowy Halloween
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Read more: A Meowy HalloweenThis is the only thing that brought a smile to my face after I reviewed this atrocity. Apparently, this rat with the annoying gangster accent, died. Good fucking riddance. After reviewing the abomination A Meowy Christmas, which is the worst Christmas Movie ever made, I thought I had seen the worst of Steve Rudzinski’s horribly…
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Lucy: Scarlet Johansson Shall Envelop Us All
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Read more: Lucy: Scarlet Johansson Shall Envelop Us AllScarlett Johansson and the Cerebral Capacities! Live at Casino Morongo!
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Decoy: Featuring Jean Gillie as classic noir’s hardest, greediest and most daring femme fatale
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Read more: Decoy: Featuring Jean Gillie as classic noir’s hardest, greediest and most daring femme fataleAs the take-no-prisoners Margot, Jean Gillie is amazing to watch… tougher than Barbara Stanwyck, Jane Greer, Joan Bennett or even snarling Ann Savage in Detour.
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Slides in The Homepage
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Dumb Money
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Read more: Dumb Money“Dumb Money” – Cha-ching! People love to fantasize about striking it rich in various ways. Winning the lottery, nailing the parlay at the track, becoming a YouTube star, or inheriting a fortune from cranky old Aunt Ethyl after she falls into a pile of fur coats and suffocates to death. What’s that? Aunt Ethyl is…
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Leon: The Professional
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Read more: Leon: The ProfessionalI was going through my DVD collection, trying to find some really top-tier movie that my friend had not seen, and we came upon Leon: The Professional, a great choice. It is really hard to go wrong with one of the best movies ever filmed. To say that this masterpiece is criminally underrated and underappreciated…