Category: Movies
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Red Heat
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Read more: Red HeatTagline: “Moscow’s toughest detective. Chicago’s craziest cop. There’s only one thing worse than making them mad. Making them partners.” Entire Story In Fewer Words Than Are In This Sentence: Russian Asshole and Polish Cop Kill Drug Dealers. Homoeroticism: ALERT! ALERT! ALERT! Gayest of all 80s Action films! ALERT! In Indian movies, sex is represented by…
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Death Wish
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Read more: Death WishThe 1974 classic that helped usher in an era of hostility to liberalism, minorities, and apologists for crime and violence.
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First Blood
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Read more: First BloodWould it surprise you to know that Stallone is shown being pummeled by high-pressure hoses while in a jail cell?
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2001: A Space Odyssey Review and Redux
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Read more: 2001: A Space Odyssey Review and ReduxI bought a motorcycle helmet at a garage sale, and I don’t own a motorcycle. One man’s safety device is another man’s pretend space helmet.
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Emperor of The North Pole
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Read more: Emperor of The North PoleErnest Borgnine beats a hobo in the head with a hammer, causing said hobo to fall from the train and get cut into two pieces.
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The Polar Express
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Read more: The Polar ExpressJonny is Jewish.
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Missing In Action
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Read more: Missing In ActionNorris visits Bangkok and turns down an offer of a $10 hooker.
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Death Wish 3
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Read more: Death Wish 3If it is possible for you to watch Death Wish 3 my choice as the single guiltiest pleasure ever put on screen and not be entertained and…
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Blackadder’s Christmas Carol (1988)
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Read more: Blackadder’s Christmas Carol (1988)I was browsing through my 10th free trial of Netflix, looking for the 1974 version of Black Santa when I stumbled across this unbelievable find. When I looked at the title and the cast, I dropped everything, yes even the morning micturation would have to wait. Being unfamiliar with the BBC series Blackadder, I had…
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Death Wish 2
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Read more: Death Wish 2Every time they are supposed to have dinner or go out on a date, Bronson is too busy filling scum with lead.