Category: 80s Action

You’re cold because all of the blood is running out of your body, Roach. You’re gonna be dead soon. I hope it was worth it.

Mike Von Hobart reviews Steven Seagal’s magnificent directorial debut.

Beastmaster could be a missing book of the Old Testament…why yes, it’s that stupid.

Is it even possible to articulate the premise? Unfortunately, it is. Seagal is “the most distinguished academic” at Yale, because it would be a bit of a stretch for him to be the most distinguished academic at Harvard. He’s so smart that he becomes a patsy for a Chinese drug ring who try to smuggle…

Can the premise even be articulated? Sort of. Mix Robocop with The Terminator and cast the robot with a big bald fucker that looks like Steve Wilkos. Add a real-life kickboxer Don “The Dragon” Wilson as a human who is targeted by the Steve Wilkos which is controlled by his former employers (a senator and…

The 3rd best Dolph film EVER!

“What Seagal Does In Vegas, Nearly Destroys It.”

In the pantheon of great Francis Ford Coppola films, The Outsiders stands firmly above the rest.

America’s Hard Again.