Category: Rants
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Why I’m A Free Speech Absolutist
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Read more: Why I’m A Free Speech AbsolutistWhy I’m A Free Speech Absolutist Americans pretty much believe in our First Amendment. Unlike many others in the West, a shrinking majority of us think you should never go to jail for writing a book or sharing a picture of some graffitior getting heated up on Twitter. Score one for us. USA! USA! But…
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7 True Crimes That Deserve To Be Ripped From The Headlines
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Read more: 7 True Crimes That Deserve To Be Ripped From The HeadlinesThe greatest true crime TV episodes never made.
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Why Humanity Deserves A Moon Vault
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Read more: Why Humanity Deserves A Moon VaultRecently, the European Space Agency landed a device from the Rosetta probe on a comet, achieving a new feat in the final frontier. They brought the hearts of the world together, first in anticipation over the lander’s safety, then elation when it touched down, and finally solemnity as its batteries depleted. World governments have…
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Captain America: A Blockbuster for Blockheads
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Read more: Captain America: A Blockbuster for BlockheadsOK, what is it this time? I was at the movies again yesterday afternoon. Well, good for you. I see you saw Captain America: The Winter Soldier. Wasn’t it FANTASTIC!! No, I hated almost every minute of it. What? It scored 8.2 at IMDB and 70/100 from 44 professionals at Metacritic. It has grossed over…
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Noah: A Rant
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Read more: Noah: A RantThis movie has already been reviewed, didn’t you read the magnificent review by Devon? Yes, I know, but this is something I feel compelled to do. Well, what is the problem? Seriously, I looked forward to this movie with glee, but that anticipation was quickly snuffed out in the first 5 minutes of the film.…
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L. Ron Mexico’s Three Health Tips to Avoid and Three Health Tips to Enjoy
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Read more: L. Ron Mexico’s Three Health Tips to Avoid and Three Health Tips to EnjoyFact: The most satisfying act of revenge is to triumphantly fart at someone’s funeral.
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God’s Not Dead: Christian Movie Trailer
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Read more: God’s Not Dead: Christian Movie TrailerHave you ever watched a mentally disabled person crudely act out a pathetic version of some behavior you recognized as part of your own routine?
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The Door’s Ray Manzarek: Eulogy for an Organ Player
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Read more: The Door’s Ray Manzarek: Eulogy for an Organ PlayerRay Manzarek is dead, 74 years ain’t bad, but cancer…I’m sorry that’s how he had to go. May that he is infinite now. Ray Manzarek was the songwriter. Morrison was the lyricist. Morrison gave the songs of the Doors the direct empathic heft, the dizzying drop into a fever dream of bohemian revelation. John Densmore…
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The Duggars: 18 And counting no more
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Read more: The Duggars: 18 And counting no moreHeaven needed an angel, so yeah, Josie Duggar will do.
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Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
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Read more: Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the SithPoochie.