Category: Rants
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Chinese Moms: A Rant
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Read more: Chinese Moms: A RantLet’s start with the popular view of China and its role in the future. This whole ‘Chinese Moms’ controversy was only possible because this is what we actually believe: It seems to be a common enough view that this race of pitiless automatons will come to dominate us all. But really, this baroque showcase is…
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Top 10 Eighties Bullies
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Read more: Top 10 Eighties BulliesBullying is a serious subject so we’re going to trivialize it at Ruthless Reviews.
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Jorts!
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Read more: Jorts!I’m not going to hold my tongue any longer. Jorts get a pretty bad rap these days. So, for lunch I made a video response. I feel like I’m the only one in the corner of Jorts, but somebody had to stand up for them and all my persecuted jorts wearing brothers.
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Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom
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Read more: Indiana Jones And The Temple Of DoomYou probably think this movie is about Indiana Jones. You probably also think it’s about a temple made out of doom. Well, you’d probably be wrong! It’s about one man’s struggle to practice his religion. Before Stallone’s sweat ever touched a Russian or Van Damn ever round-housed an Asian, a man by the name of…
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Eddie Ray Routh: American Sniper Sniper
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Read more: Eddie Ray Routh: American Sniper SniperRouth, Kyle and Mustafa. The Good, The Bad and The Ugly.
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Tennessee v. Alabama Football: Battle of the Bubba Gumps Edition
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Read more: Tennessee v. Alabama Football: Battle of the Bubba Gumps EditionDeep in The South of The United States, not much is more important in the Fall than College Football. Real football, not that sissified Kickball played by the rest of the world. In two of the most fervently Redneck States in the nation, the third weekend in October is quite special. It is the battle…
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The Rapture: 2023 Edition
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Read more: The Rapture: 2023 EditionI wrote this originally over 10 years ago. Nothing has changed as the twice-born, religiously impaired are still hard at work, making more looney predictions about the upcoming rapture. The latest prediction was for 12:01 A.M. (no time zone or DST mentioned), for the heavenly hordes to sweep down, vacuum up the believers with magic,…
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Chester Visits the Iowa State Fair
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Read more: Chester Visits the Iowa State FairCorn-based ethanol for everyone.
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How to Create a Film Fan in Five Easy Flicks
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Read more: How to Create a Film Fan in Five Easy FlicksMy cousin doesn’t understand my work, movies bore him, he says, but I don’t blame him, since in his mid-twenties and according to him has never seen a black and white movie all the way through his cinema appreciation is in the dumps. Double that the only movies he’s actually seen have been post 2000s,…
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The Insult of Cocaine Bear is Greater Than its Mere Crapitude
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Read more: The Insult of Cocaine Bear is Greater Than its Mere CrapitudeI.. Am. Dismayed. Dismayed and adrift. Dismayed, adrift, unseen and ignored. What brought me to this lowly state? Why, I’ll tell you. ON NO LESS THAN NINE OCCASIONS has Hollywood passed on my Kiplingesque treatment of nature by making Cocaine Bear…an insult I have not seen and will not see, but the pain, the sting,…