Category: Movies
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The Assassination of Richard Nixon (2004)
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Read more: The Assassination of Richard Nixon (2004)In 1974, Samuel Bicke (Sean Penn) took a gun to the Baltimore-Washington Airport with the intent of hijacking a plane, crashing it into the White House, and killing President Nixon.
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Heart Eyes (2025)
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Read more: Heart Eyes (2025)Heart Eyes is one of the dumbest movies I’ve seen in a long time. But it’s intentionally dumb, and I can respect that. It’s the kind of movie I would watch again, but only after at least three drinks.
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Pears (2024)
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Read more: Pears (2024)Pears is a low budget ($3,000-5,000) Indie movie written and produced by Ryan McCurdy. This film is about private investigators, P.I. wannabees, over-the-top crazy woman girlfriends, but most of all about unchecked incompetence
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You’re Cordially Invited
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Read more: You’re Cordially InvitedRSVP me for Zero I am not a fan of cringe comedy. On the other hand, I’m really, really not a fan of cringe comedy. Everybody has their own tastes, but mine do not include long-drawn-out jokes or watching people getting crapped on for two hours while not pushing back. You’re Cordially Invited isn’t fully…
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The Misunderstood: Jabba the Hutt, Return of the Jedi
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Read more: The Misunderstood: Jabba the Hutt, Return of the JediAt last, I can express it to my handful of readers, most of whom likely share similar concerns. Simply put, I mourn for Jabba. Yes, Jabba the Hutt, the most misunderstood figure in the annals of fantasy.
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Saturday Night (2024)
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Read more: Saturday Night (2024)Saturday Night is just another installment of the media blitz attempting to convince an unsuspecting public too young to have a first-hand memory of SNL at the beginning that it was ever funny. 50 years of snooze fests, with few exceptions.
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40 Years of Death Wish 3: A Celebration
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Read more: 40 Years of Death Wish 3: A CelebrationThe Summer of 1985. While I was spending six weeks in Indiana with my maniacal grandmother, learning that yes, a 12-year-old can indeed conjure up vivid fantasies of mass murder, director Michael Winner, via MGM and Golan-Globus, was putting the final touches on the greatest motion picture ever released.
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Assholes of the Cinema: Baptist Medical Center, Death Wish 3
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Read more: Assholes of the Cinema: Baptist Medical Center, Death Wish 3Let’s be clear: if you’re actively dying, suffering any type of heart attack from mild to fuck it, or bleeding from the orifice of your choosing, do not, under any circumstances, walk through the sliding doors of Baptist Medical Center
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80’s Action Hall of Fame: Toilet Man, Death Wish 3
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Read more: 80’s Action Hall of Fame: Toilet Man, Death Wish 3There isn’t a day that goes by where I don’t think of him. He’s maybe 15-20 seconds of the total film, but he’s left me with 30+ years of memories. Dark thoughts. Often a nightmare or two. And then, a warmth washes over me
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The Lion In Winter (1968)
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Read more: The Lion In Winter (1968)The Lion In Winter is the greatest movie ever to only win 3 Oscars, with another Academy slap in the face to Peter O’Toole. I guess that the Academy reveres retards the mentally and emotionally challenged (Charly and Forrest Gump) more than Saving Private Ryan and Peter O’Toole.