Category: Horror Movies
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Friday the 13th, Part V: A New Beginning
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Read more: Friday the 13th, Part V: A New BeginningIt’s Showtime!!!– Lana, pulling out her tits in a restaurant bathroom despite being by herself.
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Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter
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Read more: Friday the 13th: The Final ChapterAfter a Puritanical turn in Part 3, the ante is upped once again and the kids resume their fucking.
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Friday the 13th: Part 3
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Read more: Friday the 13th: Part 3At this point, the virgins are dying right along with the sluts.
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Friday the 13th: Part 2
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Read more: Friday the 13th: Part 2After plunging a sharp object into Alice’s brain, Jason is courteous enough to remove a kettle from the stove.
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Friday The 13th (1980)
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Read more: Friday The 13th (1980)Memorable lines: Kill her! Kill her! Kill her! Kill her! Kill her! Kill her! Kill her! Kill her! Kill her!
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They Live
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Read more: They LivePiper takes off his shirt, dampens his chest and the wife and kids are never mentioned again.
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House of Wax
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Read more: House of WaxEvery person is a brainless waxwork without intelligence, will, or individuality. It’s the closest we’ll ever get to a documentary about Crawford, Texas.
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Seed of Chucky
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Read more: Seed of ChuckyIf we’re denied human breasts, do we at least get to watch people die?
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Day of the Dead (1985)
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Read more: Day of the Dead (1985)There are long stretches without any zombie action, but when it does hit, we are more than grateful.
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The Haunting (1999)
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Read more: The Haunting (1999)Catherine Zeta Jones is retarded.