Category: The ABCs
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The ABC’s of Global Warming: Goodbye Florida Edition
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Read more: The ABC’s of Global Warming: Goodbye Florida EditionAdiabatic Lapse Rate– This is basically the impact that the change in atmospheric pressure has with altitude on a parcel of air. These rates are distinguished by wet/dry and involve transfer of heat by induction. Wait! Are you kidding me? We have Saudi Clerics preaching in 2015 that the sun revolves around the earth.…
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The ABC’s Of The Opioid Crisis
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Read more: The ABC’s Of The Opioid CrisisAddict In today’s world, this is a word that describes everyone who uses opiates, even those legally prescribed by a physician.
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The ABC’s Of Halloween
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Read more: The ABC’s Of HalloweenAlcohol– Like any other holiday that we Americans celebrate, Halloween is just another good excuse to get hammered. I mean, why should the kiddies have all the fun? The urchins wreck their pancreases with a sucrose overload, so why can’t you destroy your liver with ethanol? Quid Pro Quo, right? Black Cats– Halloween is rich…
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The ABC’s of Breakups
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Read more: The ABC’s of BreakupsSex Memories: The only worthwhile wreckage from a dramatic split are those moments, etched in your gray matter, of tangled limbs, colliding…
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The ABC’s of the Old Testament: Answers in Genocides Edition
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Read more: The ABC’s of the Old Testament: Answers in Genocides EditionAdam The first human, the father of all mankind, created by God out of dirt. Of course, for the human race, the pain begins early as The Creator did not just magically create Eve out of more dirt, no, he chooses to yank a rib out of Adam (Genesis 2:19), with no anesthesia, which was…
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The ABC’s Of The Old Testament Part II: It’s In The Verses Edition
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Read more: The ABC’s Of The Old Testament Part II: It’s In The Verses EditionThere is simply too much content in the Old Testament for one ABCs. Therefore, the honest and respectful analysis of the most violent and unhinged Testament of the Bible must continue. I will concentrate on other characters, artifacts and scripture, as well as some of the weirdest books of the Old Testament Ark Of The…
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The ABC’s of Redneck Culture
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Read more: The ABC’s of Redneck CultureAfter most wars, the vanquished get it, but not so in The South. What should be banners of shame and defeat are currently flown and worn with pride. Instead of a White Flag, the Stars and Bars are emblematic of this failed and decaying culture.
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The ABC’s of Sales
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Read more: The ABC’s of SalesFear-Fear is the very essence of sales. Everyone is afraid of someone and those individuals are also afraid of someone else.
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The ABC’s of the New Testament: Who’s Your Daddy Edition
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Read more: The ABC’s of the New Testament: Who’s Your Daddy EditionAlpha & Omega Quoting Jesus in the bizarre book of Revelations: “I am the Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end. (Revelations 22:13) Christians gleefully point to a verse in the Old Testament (Isaiah 44:6) and make claims of fulfilled prophecy and proof that Jesus is indeed God. Using claims, directly copped from earlier…
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The ABC’s of BBQ-Smoking the Meat Edition
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Read more: The ABC’s of BBQ-Smoking the Meat EditionSalivations 1:1 Verily,verily I say unto thee, an open flame shall not touch thy cooking flesh or thine days will be numbered before you are cast into the lake of ire. Goatesians 1:2-4 The only way to the BBQ is with the meat. It is blasphemous and very naughty in my wholly site for thou…