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Robocop 2014
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Read more: Robocop 2014Tagline: We’ve got the future under control. Entire Story in fewer words than are in this sentence right here. A more family friendly Robocop is more friendly with his family Corpse Count: I got about 28, though there was some tasing mixed in and it was sometimes hard to tell. Novelty Death: Clutching at straws…
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August: Osage County
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Read more: August: Osage CountyIf I wanted to see a bunch of drunken, drug-abusing, incestuous, adulterous, hypocrites shouting at each other while breaking crockery, I’d attend a family reunion.
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The Monuments Men
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Read more: The Monuments MenThe question is phrased as: is making great art a thing worth dying for? Clooney’s film goes further: is it worthwhile to risk the lives of young men for the sake of preserving great works of art?
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The Counselor
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Read more: The CounselorCelebrate the resounding success of the War on Drugs!
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Her (Spike Jonze 2013)
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Read more: Her (Spike Jonze 2013)If you want a vision of the future, as Orwell said, imagine a weeping mustachioed man-child masturbating into the input socket of a sighing iPad- forever.
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Ninja 2: Shadow of a Tear
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Read more: Ninja 2: Shadow of a TearWhite ninja seeks revenge, punishes many evil brown men.
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Paranormal Activity 5: The Marked Ones
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Read more: Paranormal Activity 5: The Marked OnesThis film’s a ‘ghetto’ rebranding, but more respectful of the inhabitants the barrio than Leprechaun in the Hood.
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The Secret Life of Walter Mitty (2013 Ben Stiller version)
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Read more: The Secret Life of Walter Mitty (2013 Ben Stiller version)Cheer up sad sack! All you need to become the actualized person you were meant to be is an unlimited travel budget and lots of money! Good looks help too!
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American Hustle (2013)
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Read more: American Hustle (2013)If opening scenes are trying to grab your attention, this one certainly succeeds as we see a clownishly attired Christian Bale orchestrate a really bad hairdo for something like 5 minutes. Equally as shocking is his physique as the formerly ripped Batman has put on 43 pounds of mostly paunch. The plot of this film…
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Junior
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Read more: JuniorFather, why hast thou forsaken me?