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Muppets Most Wanted
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Read more: Muppets Most WantedDisney is going to be making Muppet movies for the remainder of American, or possibly human civilization. And as the cinematic march of the fuzzy marionettes continues, Muppets Most Wanted will continue to float, lukewarm, in the middle levels of the franchise’s history.
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In Bruges
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Read more: In BrugesIn Bruges. Once in a rare chance you find a relatively obscure movie that is so unexpectedly wonderful that you feel like you have stolen something. We have watched films about unrepentant child-murderers, so what about those who are repentant, and are thrust into a horrible situation by only doing an honest day’s work? We…
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Veronica Mars: The Movie
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Read more: Veronica Mars: The MovieAs compared to other high school reunion comedies, Veronica Mars lacks the self-satire or personal introspection that would enable it to function as a true interaction with the series’ past. It’s a TV movie rather than a movie, feeling more like an extended episode than an actual cinematic continuation.
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Kaze Tachinu (The Wind Rises)
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Read more: Kaze Tachinu (The Wind Rises)Miyazaki’s most mature and introspective film. It’s not a film for every child, but it’s the film to show if you want your kids to dream of being engineers instead of princesses. Kaze Tachinu is to Miyazaki’s career as Ran is to Kurosawa’s- an autumnal, meditative reprise of the director’s major philosophical themes, one that…
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The Only True Detective Review You’ll Ever Need
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Read more: The Only True Detective Review You’ll Ever NeedIn my mind, Marty and Rust went on to become successful P.I. partners, Senator Tuttle eventually got caught molesting Honey Boo Boo, and Melissa Joan Hart lived on to kill again.
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300: Rise Of An Empire
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Read more: 300: Rise Of An EmpireIn these days of endless sequels, prequels, remakes, reboots, remaquels, reimaginings, updates, by-the-numbers tentpole franchise installments, rip-offs, spin-offs, cash-ins, and bland PG-13 superhero blockbusters produced for the sole purpose of maintaining a studios’ legal claim to a titles’ intellectual property rights, it is refreshing to behold an unashamedly gory big budget action epic that…
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A Ghoulies Review in 10 Facts
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Read more: A Ghoulies Review in 10 FactsGhoulies, AKA The Toilet Monsters, is a subtle Star Wars rip off with a a great novelty death and a young Mariska Hargitay.
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Carrie (2013)
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Read more: Carrie (2013)Facepalm: The Motion Picture
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Pompeii (2014 version)
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Read more: Pompeii (2014 version)You either want to enjoy tens of thousands people dying in a fiery holocaust, or you don’t.
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The ABC’s of Game Journalism
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Read more: The ABC’s of Game JournalismAdclicks: The alpha and the omega, the end all/be all of the profession. This is why the usual rags update a hundred times a day, about anything that has even the flimsiest of connections to video games. You may think you got into games writing to share your love of the medium with a like-minded…