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Rogue One: A Star Wars Story
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Read more: Rogue One: A Star Wars StoryLook. We’re all going to see this film, barring the Mountain Hermits. Is there a point to reviewing something we’re all going to see? Yes, because it’s an excellent demonstration of how a film maker should do a spinoff from a franchise. So how does this film rank in the Star Wars canon? Third best,…
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The Hateful Eight
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Read more: The Hateful EightIt does not take a lot in this day and age for me to have my faith in humanity degraded if not destroyed. I want nothing to take away from my review, but I cannot help but comment on how many negative reviews this masterpiece received from the hordes of titty-babies who were offended by…
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Spoiler-free Review: Star Wars: The Force Awakens
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Read more: Spoiler-free Review: Star Wars: The Force AwakensThe first time I saw any Star Wars movie in the theater was in 1983, when Return of the Jedi was released. I was 4. It was a major deal in my family, so much so that when Christmas rolled around 7 months later, my siblings and I were still super excited to receive Star…
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Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens
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Read more: Star Wars Episode VII: The Force AwakensWhen did the Force fall asleep?
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Creed
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Read more: CreedWhat the world needs now is not love, peace, tolerance, understanding and a lack of carnage and bloodshed. What this orb needs is not for Donald Trump to get inoperable cancer of the larynx or for every member of Congress to be ousted for their murderous support of the NRA. We don’t need an end…
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Overtime (2011)
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Read more: Overtime (2011)Tagline: Working late was never this brutal Not many workers are fans of overtime, especially on the weekend, unless they desperately need the money. Well, Max and Raph were not your usual workers, as they were actually full time, highly paid assassins, and part time cake and clown conscriptors. So, what did you get when…
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Scrooged
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Read more: ScroogedScrooged is one of those “just can’t miss” films that came along with a fair amount of anticipation. Bill Murray seems to be perfect for playing the part of a Network Executive who robotically orchestrates his tasks, and that includes delegating who gets what Christmas present (VHS or a Towel). By now, we are all…
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Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny (1972)
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Read more: Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny (1972)After visiting the Grand Canyon and Hoover Dam, we swung south to catch some of the historic Route 66 and the Mother Road museum in Kingman Arizona. Before we left we had visited Mr. D’s, a famous retro Route 66 burger and soda joint. I ordered and ate their huge cheeseburger and fries, the cheeseburger…
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Santa’s Slay (2005)
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Read more: Santa’s Slay (2005)The opening scene was wonderfully gory and camp, and it was the best scene in the movie. The Goldberg Santa, after cooling his heels for 1,000 years, was ready to rock, roll, and kill. He went down the chimney of a random rich folks’ house and proceeded for no apparent reason, to toss the little…
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A Cadaver Christmas (2011)
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Read more: A Cadaver Christmas (2011)Tagline: Never leave a mess unclean A Cadaver Christmas (2011) Ho-Ho-Ho. What is Christmas without cadavers, Zombies, blood, guts and mayhem? No, I’m not talking about Black Friday at Wal-Mart, I’m talking about this wonderful movie, A Cadaver Christmas. How perfectly fitting to celebrate the upcoming sacred holiday by watching Zombies, instead of arguing over…