Category: 80s Action

Homoeroticism: More than I ever expected, I must say. Hell, when we first meet Danny Glover, he’s soaking in the tub! Even better, the first thing we see of Mel Gibson is his glistening, bare ass!

Tagline: “Moscow’s toughest detective. Chicago’s craziest cop. There’s only one thing worse than making them mad. Making them partners.” Entire Story In Fewer Words Than Are In This Sentence: Russian Asshole and Polish Cop Kill Drug Dealers. Homoeroticism: ALERT! ALERT! ALERT! Gayest of all 80s Action films! ALERT! In Indian movies, sex is represented by…

The 1974 classic that helped usher in an era of hostility to liberalism, minorities, and apologists for crime and violence.

Would it surprise you to know that Stallone is shown being pummeled by high-pressure hoses while in a jail cell?

Norris visits Bangkok and turns down an offer of a $10 hooker.

If it is possible for you to watch Death Wish 3 my choice as the single guiltiest pleasure ever put on screen and not be entertained and…

Every time they are supposed to have dinner or go out on a date, Bronson is too busy filling scum with lead.

Scumbags, Cokeheads and Stupid Chiefs all suck, Ka-boom.

The gayest movie ever made.

Tagline: He is the desert warrior, carving the future with his sword. Entire Story in Fewer Words than are in this Sentence: Patrick Swayze stands on his head for freedom. Homoeroticism: Swayze always did his best to cater to the leather crowd, and he tips his cap once again to those who need to see…