Category: 80s Action
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The Running Man
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Read more: The Running ManGreat dance, better movie.
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McBain
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Read more: McBainMENDOZAAAAAA!!!!!!!!1
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Tango & Cash
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Read more: Tango & CashTango, Cash, and man-ass.
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Stroker Ace
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Read more: Stroker AceWith a name like Stroker Ace, you don’t have many choices in life. You can be a porn star, racecar driver, or gay night club.
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Extreme Prejudice
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Read more: Extreme PrejudiceStubborn good beats Sexy bad.
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The Rundown
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Read more: The RundownAlso, many of the characters walk around carrying whips… like more than one.
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Rocky IV
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Read more: Rocky IVNo matter how short he is, Rocky can’t lose.
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Commando
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Read more: CommandoHomoeroticism? More than you could possibly imagine. I mean all the crap about Arnold being Der Gropin’fuhrer was just a rightwing-ruse to distract Californians from the fact that Schwarzenegger has starred in the single gayest movie ever made.
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Predator
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Read more: PredatorHomoeroticism? Unchartable. Unprecedented. Unfathomable. Undeniable. Off the frigging scale, man!
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Big Trouble In Little China (1986)
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Read more: Big Trouble In Little China (1986)Homoeroticism? None. Oh, boy, we need to talk. O.K., there was a weak attempt at redemption at the end when Jack didn’t even kiss his green-eyed girl goodbye, but by then all hope was lost. It’s complicated and confusing as we had an 80s action duo that usually meant love at first sight, but it…