Category: 80s Action
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Commando
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Read more: CommandoHomoeroticism? More than you could possibly imagine. I mean all the crap about Arnold being Der Gropin’fuhrer was just a rightwing-ruse to distract Californians from the fact that Schwarzenegger has starred in the single gayest movie ever made.
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Predator
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Read more: PredatorHomoeroticism? Unchartable. Unprecedented. Unfathomable. Undeniable. Off the frigging scale, man!
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Big Trouble In Little China (1986)
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Read more: Big Trouble In Little China (1986)Homoeroticism? None. Oh, boy, we need to talk. O.K., there was a weak attempt at redemption at the end when Jack didn’t even kiss his green-eyed girl goodbye, but by then all hope was lost. It’s complicated and confusing as we had an 80s action duo that usually meant love at first sight, but it…
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Lethal Weapon
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Read more: Lethal WeaponHomoeroticism: More than I ever expected, I must say. Hell, when we first meet Danny Glover, he’s soaking in the tub! Even better, the first thing we see of Mel Gibson is his glistening, bare ass!
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Red Heat
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Read more: Red HeatTagline: “Moscow’s toughest detective. Chicago’s craziest cop. There’s only one thing worse than making them mad. Making them partners.” Entire Story In Fewer Words Than Are In This Sentence: Russian Asshole and Polish Cop Kill Drug Dealers. Homoeroticism: ALERT! ALERT! ALERT! Gayest of all 80s Action films! ALERT! In Indian movies, sex is represented by…
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Death Wish
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Read more: Death WishThe 1974 classic that helped usher in an era of hostility to liberalism, minorities, and apologists for crime and violence.
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First Blood
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Read more: First BloodWould it surprise you to know that Stallone is shown being pummeled by high-pressure hoses while in a jail cell?
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Missing In Action
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Read more: Missing In ActionNorris visits Bangkok and turns down an offer of a $10 hooker.
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Death Wish 3
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Read more: Death Wish 3If it is possible for you to watch Death Wish 3 my choice as the single guiltiest pleasure ever put on screen and not be entertained and…
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Death Wish 2
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Read more: Death Wish 2Every time they are supposed to have dinner or go out on a date, Bronson is too busy filling scum with lead.