Category: 80s Action

America before The Fall. The Cannonball Run. Could a film more accurately encapsulate the competitive ass kickery that once consumed our culture? I think not. Let’s delve into the devolution of how us Americans interpret a race

Think fast. Look alive. Die hard. How bad is it really? Well, it is a lot better than #2, let’s put it that way. Returning to the mix for this third installment was a buddy for McClane (Sam Jackson) and a smart but snooty European bad guy (Irons). Also, like the first film, the bad…

Is lesbianism homoeroticism? These are the questions that will keep me from writing for legitimate (i.e. paying) publications.

Great dance, better movie.

MENDOZAAAAAA!!!!!!!!1

Tango, Cash, and man-ass.

With a name like Stroker Ace, you don’t have many choices in life. You can be a porn star, racecar driver, or gay night club.

Stubborn good beats Sexy bad.

Also, many of the characters walk around carrying whips… like more than one.

No matter how short he is, Rocky can’t lose.