Category: 80s Action
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Heartbreak Ridge
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Read more: Heartbreak RidgeThe Marines: Fight. Kill. Chug Cock
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The Perfect Weapon
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Read more: The Perfect WeaponNo shooting. No killing. No scrotum.
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Over the Top
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Read more: Over the Top“Lots of truckers do it.”
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Death Hunt (1981)
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Read more: Death Hunt (1981)The not totally appropriately titled Death Hunt is about as much fun as you can have watching a movie. It features our man Charles Bronson, along with Lee Marvin and 80s Action standout Carl Weathers, shooting at each other in the frostbitten mountains of the Yukon for almost a full two hours. What can…
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Death Wish 5: Face of Death
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Read more: Death Wish 5: Face of DeathIt is one of the more depressing sights in life to witness Charles Bronson not taking great pleasure in cold-blooded murder.
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Stone Cold
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Read more: Stone ColdBosworth’s mullet is fucking absurd.
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Hard To Kill
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Read more: Hard To KillAnn Coulter would call Seagal a traitor. Then he would put her in an arm lock and snap her radius and ulna like Twix.
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The Hanoi Hilton
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Read more: The Hanoi HiltonAmerican POWs sit, wait, and wait some more.
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No Dead Heroes
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Read more: No Dead HeroesCrazed KGB agent brainwashes Green Beret; hundreds perish.
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Next of Kin
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Read more: Next of KinSo just to be clear, this guy was killed when hounds chased him into a bus full of snakes.