Category: 80s Action

Texas Ranger single-handedly brings down Mexican mafia.

Men, showers, you do the math.

Rambo is gayer than sexual intercourse between men.

Damn liberal justices.

Asian, American or Belgian, beefcake is beefcake.

A drug-crazed football star brings a gun onto the field and murders four players during his run for the end zone!

Feathered hair, sunglasses, tight jeans, firm muscles, and ready to kick Commie ass.

Corpse Count: Few films can rival Invasion USA in this department, just as it can rival few films in any other department.

Navy pilots deliver their loads in the rear.

In Chuck’s long career, he’s never been worse. In fact, his turn as Max Donigan makes his cringe-inducing work in Top Dog look like King Lear.