Category: 80s Action

Can the premise even be articulated? Sort of. Mix Robocop with The Terminator and cast the robot with a big bald fucker that looks like Steve Wilkos. Add a real-life kickboxer Don “The Dragon” Wilson as a human who is targeted by the Steve Wilkos which is controlled by his former employers (a senator and…

The 3rd best Dolph film EVER!

“What Seagal Does In Vegas, Nearly Destroys It.”

In the pantheon of great Francis Ford Coppola films, The Outsiders stands firmly above the rest.

America’s Hard Again.

“Ex-Cop. Ex-CIA. Ex-Plosive!”

This one is just a mess of mixed and/or stupid messages. Seagal is a combatant in the war on drugs, which means that drugs have to be ridiculously vilified. We take a brief and amusing trip into Nancy Reagan’s deluded nightmares…

When America needs a catharsis, gooks die.

When we first see Norris, he’s reduced to a moustache, but quickly grows back the beard that made him a cuddly, bear-like hunk.

A solid 15 die during the course of the film, and for once, we get a nice variety.