Category: 80s Action

The story of Stingray, a cage fighter who likes fighting, but loves marital rape. In fact, Stingray is so into his redheaded wife that when he rapes her, he actually thinks of the black guy he just hammered in the ring

It’s about a kickboxing fashion consultant trying to save the world from exploding jeans.

Mitchell is in prison for doing his job too well, set up by his enemy: The System.

You get 18 months for 42 severe sex crimes? Time to get bus-ay!

You’re cold because all of the blood is running out of your body, Roach. You’re gonna be dead soon. I hope it was worth it.

Mike Von Hobart reviews Steven Seagal’s magnificent directorial debut.

Beastmaster could be a missing book of the Old Testament…why yes, it’s that stupid.

Is it even possible to articulate the premise? Unfortunately, it is. Seagal is “the most distinguished academic” at Yale, because it would be a bit of a stretch for him to be the most distinguished academic at Harvard. He’s so smart that he becomes a patsy for a Chinese drug ring who try to smuggle…