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Violent City
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Read more: Violent CityWith Bronson, when his hair was still black and his body was not puffy, his wife Jill Ireland when she was still hot and couldnÂt afford a body double (yeah!), and Aristotelis Telly Savalas as bald as heÂd always been.
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Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa
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Read more: Alan Partridge: Alpha PapaAlan stands proudly erect alongside Barbara Windsors tits, Benny Hills speeded up rape attempts and Mrs Slocumbes pussy as the rock solid institutions upon which our great nation was built.
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Maniac (2012)
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Read more: Maniac (2012)Luckily, the film arrives at last the proverbial fireworks factory and ends on the same high note that Lustig and Savini hit three decades ago…
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The Smurfs 2
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Read more: The Smurfs 2One scene where Jokey Smurf delivers a bomb package to a room full of schoolchildren, remarking that the ‘war for Christian purity is about to begin’ was kind of over the top. Still, the theater could not help but burst into applause when Papa Smurf called Treblinka a ‘Zionist lie’.
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A View To A Kill: Capsule Review
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Read more: A View To A Kill: Capsule ReviewLuncheoning in the Eiffel tower in order to blend in with the locals, Bond suspects a rogue lepidoptery puppeteer of dangerously manipulating mechanical butterflies.
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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Read more: On Her Majesty’s Secret ServiceBond is pursued by anonymous thugs. His service weapon is stolen. The crane depot has a midget custodian. Bond ruins a calendar.
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The Man With The Golden Gun: Bond Brief
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Read more: The Man With The Golden Gun: Bond BriefThe villain is lonely and would like to talk to Bond, would like to discuss the intricacies of their lonely profession. He mocks Bond’s pension. Bond drowns a midget and gibbets his body.
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The Raid
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Read more: The RaidThe greatest side-scrolling brawler Capcom never made.
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The A-Team Season One Episodes 3-5: Malt Liquors of the World (A Journal)
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Read more: The A-Team Season One Episodes 3-5: Malt Liquors of the World (A Journal)The A-Team were homosexuals.
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Universal Soldier: Regeneration
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Read more: Universal Soldier: RegenerationReanimated. Rearmed. The Ultimate Rematch.