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A Guide to Blackjack: Advice and Tips on How Not to Play like a Dummy
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Read more: A Guide to Blackjack: Advice and Tips on How Not to Play like a DummyA Dummy’s Guide to Blackjack Advice and Tips on How Not to Play like one One of the things you will learn as you visit casinos around the world is that blackjack is popular. Like really popular. It even beats those damn Skinner Box slot machines which just gobble coins like a Hungry Hippo. Yep,…
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Sicario
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Read more: SicarioTagline: The border is just another line to cross. Entire Story In Fewer Words Than Are In This Sentence: Shady interagency task force prosecutes the War On Drugs. Corpse Count: Myriad. What else would one expect from a study of Juarez and the cartel violence it exports? In the first scene, Denis Villeneuve reveals he…
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Ant-Man
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Read more: Ant-ManA customer enters a Baskin-Robbins. Baskin-Robbins’s menu is all the same stuff – globs of frozen sugar presented in different colors. The customer orders a hamburger or something. The cashier is confused. The customer gazes at the menu as he inquires about some other cooked item. The employee is baffled that a customer fails to…
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Kung Fury
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Read more: Kung FuryTagline: A homage and love letter to the 80s, brought to you by KickStarter. Entire Story In Fewer Words Than Are In This Sentence: Kung Fu renegade cop time-travels to kill Hitler. Homoeroticism: Our protagonist’s introduction: True, he does immediately leave his sexy ladyfriend to go drive his ridiculous sports car and shoot his gun,…
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Best Episode Ever: The A-Team – Labor Pains.
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Read more: Best Episode Ever: The A-Team – Labor Pains.The A-Team are union agitators who shoot capitalist stooges with heads of cabbage.
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Mad Max: Fury Road
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Read more: Mad Max: Fury RoadMad Max: Fury Road arrives in cinemas to extinguish the fire of stratospheric expectations, and it does so with gasoline. It is a tale told by a genius, full of sound and other stuff, signifying everything. It is an unprecedentedly satisfying realization of our collective projections about what belongs in the ultimate post-apocalypse action movie,…
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Top 10 Observations About Avengers 2
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Read more: Top 10 Observations About Avengers 2Bow And Arrow Man Explains It All.
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An Avengers 3 Pitch
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Read more: An Avengers 3 PitchThe Hulk vs. Existence.
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Avengers: Age of Ultron
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Read more: Avengers: Age of UltronEmbrace the meaninglessness.
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Ex Machina
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Read more: Ex MachinaSex Robots: The cause of, and solution to all of life’s problems.