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The Unsung: Henry Northrup, Creepshow
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Read more: The Unsung: Henry Northrup, CreepshowAll men, at some point or another, have fantasized about killing the woman with whom they have shared a bed. Doubly so if those same sheets have been contaminated by the hazardous waste of marriage.
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Assholes of The Cinema: God, The Next Voice You Hear
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Read more: Assholes of The Cinema: God, The Next Voice You HearIt’s 1950. You’re God. Fine, you slept through a recent global conflagration and the Holocaust, but now you’re rested and ready to perform a miracle or two.
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The Unsung: The Existentialist in The Bachelor Party (1957)
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Read more: The Unsung: The Existentialist in The Bachelor Party (1957)Six minutes. An eternity in the sack for your average American male, but a mere blip when you’re trying to wrestle a movie away from Don Murray.
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Picture Snatcher (1933)
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Read more: Picture Snatcher (1933)The year is 1933. FDR has just replaced Hoover, the economy is still in the toilet, Hitler has consolidated power in Germany, and American women have declared that so long as money is tight and the job market even tighter, they’re going to fuck. A lot.
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80’s Action Hall of Fame: Stomper, Death Wish II
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Read more: 80’s Action Hall of Fame: Stomper, Death Wish II“You believe in Jesus?” By god he does. And how. A cross to tell the world that while he’s raping, robbing, and selling smack to the neighborhood
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80’s Action Hall of Fame: Fraker, Death Wish 3
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Read more: 80’s Action Hall of Fame: Fraker, Death Wish 3He is a leader of men. The pied piper of murderous psychopaths. A figure of near-legendary charisma and charm. He is Fraker. The only human being in the history of planet earth to unite the races in a common cause.
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The Unsung: Abe Reles in Murder, Inc.
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Read more: The Unsung: Abe Reles in Murder, Inc.The year is 1960. Hope is in the air, Camelot beckons, and a previously unknown young actor named Peter Falk is about to make his cinematic debut in Murder, Inc.
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When Nature Attacks, Part 4: Night of the Lepus (1972)
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Read more: When Nature Attacks, Part 4: Night of the Lepus (1972)Funny thing about bunny rabbits, they don’t scare in quite the same way as, say, roaches, rats, sharks, or frogs. Even giant rabbits
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80’s Action Hall of Fame: Warren Stacey, 10 to Midnight
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Read more: 80’s Action Hall of Fame: Warren Stacey, 10 to MidnightI can hear it now. For the inaugural induction into the Ruthless 80s Action Hall of Fame, you choose some marginal figure, while ignoring Charles Bronson, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Sly Stallone? All worthy candidates, of course
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Once Upon a Time in the West (1968)
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Read more: Once Upon a Time in the West (1968)Yes, it is madness…Normally I strive to be elevated in my criticism, preferring the lofty and the urbane to rank obscenities and childish adjectives. Now, however, I must resort to the only words available to me — Once Upon a Time in the West kicks fucking ass!