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10 Worst Metal Albums of the 1980’s
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Read more: 10 Worst Metal Albums of the 1980’sIt takes big, sweaty, vein-laden balls to release the most offensive cover song in the history of music, but here it is:
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Matt Has Had Enough of The Troops
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Read more: Matt Has Had Enough of The TroopsI am speaking of the distinct, undeniably creeping stench of trash – po’ white trash above all…
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The Seven Most Pivotal Events in Heavy Metal History
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Read more: The Seven Most Pivotal Events in Heavy Metal HistoryUnfortunately, the founding of Black Sabbath did not make the cut.
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The Deaths of Death Wish 3
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Read more: The Deaths of Death Wish 3Every death from the greatest movie ever.
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The Wolf of Wall Street
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Read more: The Wolf of Wall StreetWhen hiring a midget for your office party, please, for chrissakes, hire the one willing to show his cock.
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Syriana
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Read more: SyrianaWritten and Directed by Stephen Gaghan Starring: – Kayvan Novak as Arash – George Clooney as Bob Barnes – Amr Waked as Mohammed Sheik Agiza – Christopher Plummer as Dean Whiting – Jeffrey Wright as Bennett Holiday – Chris Cooper as Jimmy Pope Why on earth do I continue to see movies like Syriana? Why,…
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Memorable Movie Scenes: Part 21
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Read more: Memorable Movie Scenes: Part 21Movie: The Devil’s Advocate “Who are you carrying all those bricks for, God?” This speech is absolutely savage. And this: “Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He’s a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He…
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Gone Baby Gone
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Read more: Gone Baby GoneWhere cherub-faced youngsters ride along your car and tell you to go fuck your mother.
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Memorable Movie Scenes: Part 12
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Read more: Memorable Movie Scenes: Part 12Movie: 2001: A Space Odyssey
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Inglourious Basterds
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Read more: Inglourious BasterdsLiberating Auschwitz, Tarantino-style