Author: Matt
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The ABC’s of Starsky & Hutch
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Read more: The ABC’s of Starsky & HutchThe greatest television show of the 1970’s gets the royal treatment.
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The ABC’s Of Airport: 1970-79
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Read more: The ABC’s Of Airport: 1970-794,089 words ain’t nobody asked for. Matt loves Airport.
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Marlon Brando-R.I.P.
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Read more: Marlon Brando-R.I.P.A true legend has been gone for 20 years now. Marlon Brando, the man single-handedly responsible for changing the face of American acting, died at the age of 80
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Charlie Wilson’s War (2007)
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Read more: Charlie Wilson’s War (2007)If such a man also happens to love women, booze, and snorting a little cocaine in Vegas, who’s to argue?
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Junebug (2005)
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Read more: Junebug (2005)Matt’s favorite film… “She tries to scream, but the horse testicles shoved in her mouth reduce her cries to muffled tears.”
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Dirty Love (2005)
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Read more: Dirty Love (2005)You are naked, covered in boils, and the only sensation you feel is that of a slow-moving concertina-wire working its way across your scrotum. The first cut, while quick, is brutally deep, and the night air is punctured just slightly by the distant sound of your testicles falling helplessly to the ground.
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Darwin’s Nightmare (2004)
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Read more: Darwin’s Nightmare (2004)When the free market is law, abandon all hope. Darwin’s Nightmare, Hubert Sauper’s new documentary, is so punishing in its bleakness, in fact, that it acts as a white flag for all further endeavors
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Cheaper By the Dozen (2003)
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Read more: Cheaper By the Dozen (2003)Cheaper by the Dozen is easily the most militantly offensive, pro-family horror show I have seen this year.
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Jonestown: The Life and Death of People’s Temple
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Read more: Jonestown: The Life and Death of People’s TempleJim Jones — preacher, con man, pervert, and, ultimately, instigator of mass murder/suicide — is not the sort of man I fear as I close my eyes.
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Sharkwater (2006)
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Read more: Sharkwater (2006)Tigers are killed for their penises so that pathologically insecure gentlemen might tap into some mystical power of seduction…