Author: Matt
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Soul Plane
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Read more: Soul PlaneMore damaging than repealing the 13th Amendment, and more harmful to the cause of civil rights than forcing the South return to lynching as official policy, this racist, sexist, homophobic hate-fest is even more infuriating because it coasts on its untouchable status. Attach a white director to a project of this kind and Jesse Jackson…
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Subtext Cinema: Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978)
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Read more: Subtext Cinema: Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978)My sociology degree tells me that director intent doesn’t matter.
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Great Cocksmen of the American Presidency (Who Are Not Bill Clinton)
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Read more: Great Cocksmen of the American Presidency (Who Are Not Bill Clinton)Finally, a list without Jimmy Carter.
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Simon Birch
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Read more: Simon BirchDon’t lecture me at the movies. Dwarfism arguably the surest sign we have for an unloving, merciless god. To afflict any human being with a litany of curses – from the puffy chest, to the sausage-like fingers, to the unmistakable teetering walk of a Weeble.
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Cocaine Cowboys
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Read more: Cocaine CowboysEssential Americana in sun-kissed blood-drenched glory.
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The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
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Read more: The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert FordThe best film of the past quarter-century…
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My Five Most Shattering Orgasms
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Read more: My Five Most Shattering OrgasmsCale left out the time he came to my house to eat BBQ and suffered humiliation in an arm-wrestling match
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Bernie (2011)
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Read more: Bernie (2011)Suddenly, he appears from the mist; a mustached, well-tailored specter of near divine inspiration. His past is a mystery, both to us and his adopted town of Carthage, Texas, as if too much fact might derail the legend from its tracks. His canvas – blank yet inviting, undeniably odd while tinged with an unquestionable warmth…
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Matt has had enough of the 300 Fan Boys
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Read more: Matt has had enough of the 300 Fan BoysIn my tenure at Ruthless Reviews, I have called openly for the sterilization of the mentally unfit, gulags for the aged and the infirm, retroactive abortions, and a societal purge of moms…
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The Top 10 Ugliest Men in Heavy Metal History
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Read more: The Top 10 Ugliest Men in Heavy Metal HistoryThis is one fucker who would surely fell the Kraken.