Author: Matt
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Junebug (2005)
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Read more: Junebug (2005)Matt’s favorite film… “She tries to scream, but the horse testicles shoved in her mouth reduce her cries to muffled tears.”
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Dirty Love (2005)
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Read more: Dirty Love (2005)You are naked, covered in boils, and the only sensation you feel is that of a slow-moving concertina-wire working its way across your scrotum. The first cut, while quick, is brutally deep, and the night air is punctured just slightly by the distant sound of your testicles falling helplessly to the ground.
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Darwin’s Nightmare (2004)
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Read more: Darwin’s Nightmare (2004)When the free market is law, abandon all hope. Darwin’s Nightmare, Hubert Sauper’s new documentary, is so punishing in its bleakness, in fact, that it acts as a white flag for all further endeavors
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Cheaper By the Dozen (2003)
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Read more: Cheaper By the Dozen (2003)Cheaper by the Dozen is easily the most militantly offensive, pro-family horror show I have seen this year.
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Jonestown: The Life and Death of People’s Temple
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Read more: Jonestown: The Life and Death of People’s TempleJim Jones — preacher, con man, pervert, and, ultimately, instigator of mass murder/suicide — is not the sort of man I fear as I close my eyes.
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Sharkwater (2006)
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Read more: Sharkwater (2006)Tigers are killed for their penises so that pathologically insecure gentlemen might tap into some mystical power of seduction…
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Indiana Jones: Bullwhip for the White American Male
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Read more: Indiana Jones: Bullwhip for the White American MaleAmerican heroes, past and present, are usually defined by their rugged, can-do spirit; a reluctance to play the champion, sure, but once engaged, feisty, never-say-die creatures of indomitable certainty
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Russian Ark (2002)
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Read more: Russian Ark (2002)95 minute unbroken shot Russian film. Breathtaking Beauty. The Results? Empty theaters, indifference, deathly silence.
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Onibaba(1964)
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Read more: Onibaba(1964)Few among you are likely to watch a Japanese film that doesn’t feature either copious amounts of kung fu or a large, fire-breathing lizard, but…
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My Own Personal Jesus-The Eureka Springs Experience
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Read more: My Own Personal Jesus-The Eureka Springs ExperienceBy turns a direct link to a finely tuned spirituality and a transfer of theme park values to the most sacred of relations, it is…