Author: L. Ron Mexico
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I Am Your Crazy Facebook Friend: Israel / Palestine Edition.
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Read more: I Am Your Crazy Facebook Friend: Israel / Palestine Edition.I’m your Christian-Patriot Facebook Friend. Let met tell you a few things about myself: I’m equipped with the fiery hypocro-spite of…
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Top 10 Movie/TV Quotes Worth Living By
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Read more: Top 10 Movie/TV Quotes Worth Living ByTake a seat. Wait your turn. Tell the nice lady thank you. Don’t drink and drive. Wear pants. We’ve built ourselves into a prison of written and unwritten rules.
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We Need More Women Comedians!
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Read more: We Need More Women Comedians!Women can’t throw. They just can’t. Everybody knows it. Yes, some of them can employ a strange underhanded windmill toss that strikes out a fellow bad driver on a softball field. That’s good for them, but your average dame couldn’t hit the broad side of Lindy West with a jar of pickles. Note: women can’t…
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Confession Of A Cat Murderer
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Read more: Confession Of A Cat MurdererCall the cops or Sarah McLachlan or whomever is in charge of keeping the heads on stray cats; this is happening
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Over the Top (1987) : Part 2
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Read more: Over the Top (1987) : Part 2Hey guy, do you like big trucks? Sure you do! What about arm wrestling? Crazy about it huh! Well, I’ve got the movie for you: Over the Top, starring Sylvester Stallone
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Talkin’ Roller Derby: Wummin’s Sports Edition
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Read more: Talkin’ Roller Derby: Wummin’s Sports EditionWhen I witness women engaging in competitive sport, a smile will usually sweep across my face, as if I just saw a baby wearing a sombrero or something. And when I see women fighting, a pulse of adrenaline shoots through me, like when I win ten bucks from a scratch off.
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L. Ron Mexico’s Guide To Car Sleeping
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Read more: L. Ron Mexico’s Guide To Car SleepingDesignated drivers are like and sexy models who eat chicken wings and hang out with fat guys: they only exist in beer commercials.
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The Human Centipede (2009)
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Read more: The Human Centipede (2009)This is a movie where a mad scientist makes a giant centipede out of humans by sewing them ass-to-mouth.
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Django Unchained
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Read more: Django UnchainedNot too long ago (geologically speaking), white colored people started marauding around this continent on a genocidal rampage against the natives for not having the common decency to open up any burger chains. Turning a vast continent into a homogenized din of commerce and pollution takes a lot of work, so they imported some black…
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Heaven Is For Real (2014)
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Read more: Heaven Is For Real (2014)I believe heaven is laughter, and nothing made me feel closer to God than my bootlegged camcorder copy of Heaven Is For Real.