Author: Jonny

YYY?

Stiff acting, corny love story and out of control computer graphics aside, Attack Of the Clones is a decent Star Wars movie.

And at 53% good, well, I’m not sorry I watched it.

I’ll tell you this much, I enjoyed The Bourne Supremacy a hell of a lot more than I thought I would.

Seriously, though, the Poochie-ness of the film was hard for me to stomach most of the time.

The opening scene of the film is this painful sequence where he goes in the hole $44,000 to an insanely coked out mob dude…

Historical accuracy brought to you by the screenwriter of Pearl Harbor.

“please don’t use those whips and chains over there on the wall to torture me”

First and foremost, I don’t even believe that Julie Stiles can find France on a map, let alone single handedly run the Paris bureau of the CIA.