Author: Jonny
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Aguirre Der Zorn Gottes
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Read more: Aguirre Der Zorn GottesWritten and Directed by Werner Herzog Starring: – Klaus Kinski as Don Lope de Aguirre – Helena Rojo as Inez – Del Negro as Brother Gaspar de Carvajal – Ruy Guerra as Don Pedro de Ursua – Peter Berling as Don Fernando de Guzman Watching Aguirre: Wrath of God you realize that Apocalypse Now is…
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If Chins Could Kill – Bruce Campbell
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Read more: If Chins Could Kill – Bruce CampbellIt’s not quite sex with giantess, Indian prostitutes, but it is an amusing read.
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Bubba Ho Tep
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Read more: Bubba Ho TepElvis lives, but his pecker does not. I read some dumb-ass (non-Ruthless) review where the person wrote that Campbell “lovingly portrays Presley.” Hogwash I say! Bruce ripped old Elvis down to the bone, and then rebuilt him as a far superior caricature.
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Full Metal Jacket
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Read more: Full Metal JacketWar, from the loss of self to ultimately the loss of life, has never been as thoroughly examined as in Kubrick’s much misunderstood Full Metal Jacket.
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Pretty Woman
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Read more: Pretty Woman(Non)Fucking Whore. This movie is mendacious! What utter, horrible horsecrap! I don’t even know where to start.
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Opeth – Still Life
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Read more: Opeth – Still LifeWriting any sort of objective review of this or any other of Opeth’s four albums is a Herculean task.
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A.I. (Artificial Intelligence)
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Read more: A.I. (Artificial Intelligence)A good movie, but it is not great. In fact, it is frustrating, because you know that it could have been great.
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Die Hard With A Vengeance
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Read more: Die Hard With A VengeanceThink fast. Look alive. Die hard. How bad is it really? Well, it is a lot better than #2, let’s put it that way. Returning to the mix for this third installment was a buddy for McClane (Sam Jackson) and a smart but snooty European bad guy (Irons). Also, like the first film, the bad…
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Red Sonja
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Read more: Red SonjaIs lesbianism homoeroticism? These are the questions that will keep me from writing for legitimate (i.e. paying) publications.
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The Running Man
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Read more: The Running ManGreat dance, better movie.