Author: Jonny

Is Coyote Ugly worse than Crossroads: Maybe

Alec Baldwin steals this one.

What the? Um, all right, so I am cognizant of the fact that I just watched a film, and that moving images jumped around in front of my eyes for about two hours and there was sound and fury and all that, but I have no fucking idea what I just saw. Convoy–which came out…

George Clooney is an amazing director.

Collateral, or Terminator 4 as I like to call it, was a pleasure to sit through.

Kinski goes fucking insane.

Bruckheimer at His Very, Very Worst

Jonny Feels Down

A dumb ode to fascism.